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Scromfing

A state of euphoria...a feeling of pure contentness. The feeling of utter relaxation
It was Winter, I was inside next to the fire, drinking hot chocolate, enjoying the light snowfall...I was Scromfing.

It was a late Summer afternoon, I was sleeping in a hammock and a light breeze came over me...I was Scromfing
by ninjadude239 April 23, 2010
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Scrimming

Scrimming was once an integral part of yarndling, often performed in basins. Hence scrimming basins. These basins are now sometimes replaced with octagonal dry beds, or simply not used at all. The irregular rim of a scrimming basin can be described as having a quality pertaining to kedding. Basins were usually situated next to a threading plantin and/or a vertical knapper. Nowadays, they can be seen more easily from the air.
"Have you finished with the scrimming basin, Jack?"
by Cod Michael May 21, 2020
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scrimming

Playing a training game against another clan/team in a computer game.
Me: Hey progamer that I can bother about anything because of steam, wanna play a game?
Pro: fu noob Im scrimming
Me: Oh whats that?
pro: stop msgs its annoying
Me: Oh really? how annoying?
by My other pseudonym December 17, 2012
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Scronking

The process of colliding two scrotum together

The act of boinging during sexual intercourse
I love to perform scronking with my love partner
by TheKingOfScronkers February 25, 2020
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scooming

A northern Scottish word for being exceptionally nosey, fishing for gossip and generally being a curtain twitcher. Even though scooming means looking for gossip, the word 'scoom' as a noun means gossip.

One can be labelled a 'scoomer' if they are known to deliberately and desperately look for gossip. Scoomers can be found slow driving past your house or round all five streets in your village at night for hours... or perhaps even in the local shop pretending to look at apples or (other healthy things they'd never actually buy) but is actually listening very carefully to everything you are saying.

Once the scoomer has found their prey, the scoomer will not be satisfied until they receive their supply of scoom. Everyone can be guilty of scooming but every village has their super scoomer.

Most likely used in the rural areas of the Scottish Highlands in the north.
*Man walks into local shop* 'Here Josie, I've got some scoom for you...I saw your mum last night scooming on the church goers. Turns out Mrs Fandan sacrifices cats straight after church and feeds them to her husband. He thinks he's eating chicken.'

Josie *Wow , that's some great scoom.'
by CarlJay May 1, 2018
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Within scrolling distance

When the information you wanna access from a particular webpage is only a little bit further down the page from where you are. This means that it is close enough for you to be bothered enough to scroll down the page and access it quickly. It is therefore said to be 'within scrolling distance'
"I can't see where to type in my email address"
"That's because it's further down the page, but don't worry, it's within scrolling distance"
by kakashleigh August 15, 2009
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doom scrolling

Being unable to stop scrolling on social media. As in a doomed task for it isn’t productive. Can be positive and staying in touch with friends and family but unable to stop.
I didn’t get anything done today because I was doom scrolling.
by Dulced November 2, 2023
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