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scooming 

A northern Scottish word for being exceptionally nosey, fishing for gossip and generally being a curtain twitcher. Even though scooming means looking for gossip, the word 'scoom' as a noun means gossip.

One can be labelled a 'scoomer' if they are known to deliberately and desperately look for gossip. Scoomers can be found slow driving past your house or round all five streets in your village at night for hours... or perhaps even in the local shop pretending to look at apples or (other healthy things they'd never actually buy) but is actually listening very carefully to everything you are saying.

Once the scoomer has found their prey, the scoomer will not be satisfied until they receive their supply of scoom. Everyone can be guilty of scooming but every village has their super scoomer.

Most likely used in the rural areas of the Scottish Highlands in the north.
*Man walks into local shop* 'Here Josie, I've got some scoom for you...I saw your mum last night scooming on the church goers. Turns out Mrs Fandan sacrifices cats straight after church and feeds them to her husband. He thinks he's eating chicken.'

Josie *Wow , that's some great scoom.'
scooming by CarlJay May 1, 2018
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Scooping That Out

To have sex. A synonym to 'hitting that' or 'tapping that'.
Bro 1: Yo, bro, check out that girl.
Bro 2: I'm totally gonna be scooping that out later, brah.
Scooping That Out by Dane! July 10, 2012
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When a dog sits and pulls itself around with its front legs in an effort to scratch an itchy butt hole. It's an act that is often unexpected and hilarious (if it's not on your rug.)
Nancy - "Do you like our new carpet?"
Thomas - "You're so brave to install white carp-HAHA, Muffin is totally scooting by the chair!"
Nancy - "MUFFIN! NOO!"
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frisbee-scooting 

A person's or group's attempt to move closer to your group because a certain level of attraction is there.(In most cases it happens on a beach)
When a group of guys toss their frisbee in the direction of a group of hot girls on purpose to get their attention.

A group of my girls were at the beach and some guys were frisbee-scooting their way over to talk to us!

scooping what I'm pooping

When someone understands what you are trying to tell them.
Do you understand what i'm saying? Are you scooping what I'm pooping?

Man, he just doesn't get it. He's not scooping what I'm pooping.

scooping the chili 

having sex with a woman of a large weight and small height whose belly button can be used as a chili bowl
250lbs and 4'11" ill be scooping the chili
scooping the chili by el devil July 28, 2009

Scoop Grinding (Scooping)

When grinding, the girl drops to the ground and rolls up slowly with her butt pointed out in a ice cream scooping motion. Extremely enjoyable to watch and feel by the guy.
"Dude, that girl was scoop grinding (scooping) me so many times last night it was so hot!"
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