Scooned

The state of inebriation where an individual is under the influence of three or more drugs. Not included marijuana or alcohol.

I was so scooned the other night, ended up taking some xans and a couple different uppers.

by Bajal September 25, 2017

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

The act of making a woman so furious that nothing will satisfy them but destruction of the object or person they loathe.

Dan: Man, my ex-girlfriend is crazy! She keyed my car!

Sam: Well, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

by magicschoolbusdropout August 2, 2020

a woman scorned

A woman rejected in love can be very angry and dangerous. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. There is nothing as unpleasant as a woman who has been offended or whose love has not been returned.

"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"

by Kerzell January 28, 2014

scoyned

ripped off, taken advantage of, used, cheated, scammed, defrauded

Amber felt scoyned that someone stole her credit card and used it to buy gift cards.

by Pacman6 March 15, 2019

scooped

to be picked up (typically by car)

I'm going to pick up Alexis and Caitlyn and were gonna drive to Alecs open house party. There's still another seat if you wanna get scooped

by kussssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh January 24, 2012

Shooned

To run up behind somebody, and jab your thumb into the back of their neck.

Adrian ran up behind Jack, and proceeded to jab his thumb into Jack's neck. "You just got Shooned!"

by BetterThanU March 14, 2017

Scooted the Meat

Any action involving the rough handling of genetalia, or sloppy, unattached and/or shameful sex.

May also involve the hilarious, abeit painful, abrasion to one's "downstairs mix-up".

"During naked hot yoga, I got a rash because downward dog really scooted the meat"

"I grew tired of dating that twink so I ended it, but we've scooted the meat a few times, and now we're just roommates"

"The wormy dog scooted the meat across my fine Persian rug"

by Eeeny Meeny Miney Meow October 22, 2011