hath 

hath (has)
Pronunciation:'hath, (h)əth
archaic present 3d singular of have
v. archaic form of the verb to have (third person singular)
archaic third person singular present of have.

P.S.: These definitions are adopted and quoted from the "BABYLON6" dictionary..

he hath a car..
she hath her breakfast everyday at the balcony.

hath by Malek Saleh September 17, 2007

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

The act of making a woman so furious that nothing will satisfy them but destruction of the object or person they loathe.

Dan: Man, my ex-girlfriend is crazy! She keyed my car!

Sam: Well, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned by magicschoolbusdropout August 2, 2020

Hell Hath No Fury 

An abbreviated yet famous line coined by William Congreve (1670-1729),an English playwright and poet. The entire quote reads "Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned," spoken by Perez in Act 3, Scene 2, The Mourning Bride (1697).

Contemporary usage of the phrase "Hell Hath No Fury" refers to the pinnacle of anger that has been attained by a jilted broad.

Nothing is more ferocious than a woman whose been rejected in love, as evidenced by the hammer thrown through my windshield late last night. Hell hath no fury.

Hell Hath No Fury by DontBelieveTheHype March 11, 2009

Thirty Days Hath September 

Of Course you Idiot

Waynos : It's Bank holiday, I have a fridge full of beer, are you thirsty?
Jamar: Thirty Days Hath September

Thirty Days Hath September by Wimberley June 24, 2011

HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE AN UNSUSPECTING MULE ABOUT TO BE SADDLED WITH TWO 10-FOOT KAYAKS 

The pinnacle of anger that has been attained by a jilted broad. Trust me, this is the most pissed off state of mind that a woman can get into...perhaps borderline homicidal...if not homicidal...so take heed, dawgs!

After being caught by his wife with his pants down with the neighbor in the back seat of his Chevette, Ray was subsequently "bobbited" and then castrated by his ball-and-chain during her storm of fury. Hell hath no fury like an unsuspecting mule about to be saddled with two, 10-foot kayaks.

HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE AN UNSUSPECTING MULE ABOUT TO BE SADDLED WITH TWO 10-FOOT KAYAKS by weave November 24, 2003

My ship hath/has sailed 

A phrase many shippers use to say that their ship has been confirmed. Oftentimes, a headcannon.

Andrew: My ship hath/has sailed!
Mark: What ship?
Andrew: You know, my headcannon.

My ship hath/has sailed by EWild December 18, 2019

Hathoda 

A Poor Joke(PJ); a logically illogical joke that makes you go :banghead:

Example of a Hathoda:
Q: What did the white cat say when it saw the black cat crossing the street?
A: Meoww

1) He uses hathodas to entertain people around him

Hathoda by Hathoda of the Day June 4, 2011