Sconed means to one-up someone; to brag in a way that makes the other person's comment or story seem less exciting.
by MK friends May 26, 2021
Get the Sconed mug.A blend between baked and cotton mouth. Being sconed means not only are you very high but also have a very dry mouth, similar to after eating a plain scone.
by MemeMaestro June 2, 2016
Get the Sconed mug.The condition of an individual after a heavy night of both drug and alcohol consumption, and many many scones. Being far more messed up than 'wasted' and past the euphoria of 'feeling beast'. A term familiar in the north east of Scotland.
Person 1 - "Holy crap dude I'm surprised you're still here"
Person 2 - "What u on about mate I'm feeling beast" *Face still producing 2nd degree gurns*
Person 1 - "I can tell man you look pretty sconed"
Person 2 - "Shit man you're probably right had way too many scones eh, tunes were bangin' though"
Person 1 - "Ken that one mate".
Person 2 - "What u on about mate I'm feeling beast" *Face still producing 2nd degree gurns*
Person 1 - "I can tell man you look pretty sconed"
Person 2 - "Shit man you're probably right had way too many scones eh, tunes were bangin' though"
Person 1 - "Ken that one mate".
by Dee May June 5, 2015
Get the Sconed mug.A more friendly online variation of 'owned'- to be beaten (outdone) by someone or something.
See 'owned' for synonymous defintions.
See 'owned' for synonymous defintions.
by Floydy January 20, 2007
Get the Sconed mug.When a male ejaculates inside a woman on her period, the cum and period blood is likened to the cream and jam (respectively) that goes on top of a nice warm scone.
by SLB Specialist August 25, 2023
Get the Sconed mug.To be stoned while eating a scone from Starbucks.
(Not to be confused with the b-tard version of sconed as in pawond.)
(Not to be confused with the b-tard version of sconed as in pawond.)
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