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(skɒnd) - verb: sconned - past tense, sconning - present tense
The result of being totally dominated.
To fail miserably upon an attempt of a specific action or activity.
A person would have been 'sconned' due to a brutal payout.
'You got sconned!" (Loosing a drag race by a vast distance)
Sconned by Skitz Randy April 18, 2018

Tattie Sconned 

Scottish slag for when you slap someone on the forehead.
You’ve just been tattie sconned!!

Brian: slaps Scott on the forehead while screaming TATTIE SCONE leaving him red raw like a game of red arse.
Tattie Sconned by Goofy_Goober9 April 20, 2021

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

The act of making a woman so furious that nothing will satisfy them but destruction of the object or person they loathe.
Dan: Man, my ex-girlfriend is crazy! She keyed my car!

Sam: Well, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

a woman scorned 

A woman rejected in love can be very angry and dangerous. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. There is nothing as unpleasant as a woman who has been offended or whose love has not been returned.
a woman scorned by Kerzell January 28, 2014
Broken in a crippling sort of way. Something central to operations of the thing is severed, damaged, or impaired as to not allow it to function properly.
Man, Steve musta been surfin' for porn on my laptop yesterday because now it's totally sconzed and only boots to safe-mode.
sconzed by chip-ky June 12, 2007
ripped off, taken advantage of, used, cheated, scammed, defrauded
Amber felt scoyned that someone stole her credit card and used it to buy gift cards.
scoyned by Pacman6 March 15, 2019