Shooned 

To run up behind somebody, and jab your thumb into the back of their neck.

Adrian ran up behind Jack, and proceeded to jab his thumb into Jack's neck. "You just got Shooned!"

Shooned by BetterThanU March 14, 2017

Shooned 

Running up behind somebody, and jabbing your thumb into the back of their neck.

Carl ran up to behind Jack, and proceeded to jab his thumb into Jack's neck. "You just got shooned!"

Shooned by BetterThanU June 9, 2017

shooped 

A comedic variant of 'shopped (i.e., photoshopped).

Arose from a conflation of two memes - namely, the "Shoop da whoop" and the "This looks shopped" memes. Possibly first used on 4-chan.

"This looks shooped. I can tell by some of the pixels and by shooping a few whoops in my time."

shooped by enoch roote November 29, 2007

Shookedeth 

When you are beyond all forms of rattled, cheesed, and shook.

When a slippernut tells you the same story 5 times in 1 day, I automatically become shookedeth.

Shookedeth by Ixreka from up north. June 2, 2018

Spooned my own tits 

When one has fallen foul to a simple mistake of their own making, to great consequence.

Oh no, I just gave away my last can of spam and now I have none! I have really Spooned my own tits.

Spooned my own tits by Mon-Yat October 2, 2018

shooted 

It's "Shot" not "Shooted" idiot.

You were not shooted at, you were shot at.

shooted by SirGaff May 7, 2018

spooned 

to engage in sexual actions while the other partner is asleep

"he/she got spooned last night"

spooned by a b00b May 29, 2004