The act of robbing someone of money or personal security with blatant disregard to laws or ethics; flaunting ones own money and material possessions gained at the expense of others' pain and misfortune; general asshattery.
"That landlord is really schoning us." Or perhaps "I haven't seen someone schoning like that since that slumlord lived nextdoor."
by PocoPuffs June 27, 2010
The act of failing miserable at a job, can also be defined as a subset of physical problem brought on by a job i.e. symptoms of a heart attack, inability to speak in full sentences, rambling for hours but not saying anything.
"How do you like your new manager?"
"Man, he's another Schoner. I give it 6 months."
"Where did our manager go?"
"He Schoned out bro."
"Wow. Sorry to hear that."
"Whats wrong with the new guy?"
"I don't know man he looks like he is Schone-ing"
"That's not good its only his first day!"
"Man, he's another Schoner. I give it 6 months."
"Where did our manager go?"
"He Schoned out bro."
"Wow. Sorry to hear that."
"Whats wrong with the new guy?"
"I don't know man he looks like he is Schone-ing"
"That's not good its only his first day!"
by GTFOSTFU September 04, 2012
to be nailed by a large vehicle whilst riding a smaller vehicle such as a motorcycle or bicycle. ultimately resulting in long term hospitalization.
by biggest dawg March 07, 2012