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to be nailed by a large vehicle whilst riding a smaller vehicle such as a motorcycle or bicycle. ultimately resulting in long term hospitalization.
Oh man did you hear about Jeremy? he totally got schoned by a Hummer.
schoned by biggest dawg June 15, 2012
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Schöned 

To have committed serious academic fraud, and then be discovered. After Jan Hendrik Schön.
I've schöned, and now I've lost my PhD.
Schöned by 6EQUJ5 February 15, 2022
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Schonebone

mildly retarted male which will have sex with any type of haggard creature. German for pretty bone. Vocabulary extremely limited to "dude","yo man", and "party it up". Possibly suffers from unknown STD which has not been diagnosed in medical history.
Eric Schonebone had a great weekend partying it up with a one eyed 44yr old haggard beast.
Schonebone by Day crew July 7, 2008
A person who is an immigrant usually from eastern europe. But, it can be used for anyone from any country.
Yes Ihor is a Schned, he is from Ukraine!
Schned by Gudzy December 9, 2008
Sconed means to one-up someone; to brag in a way that makes the other person's comment or story seem less exciting.
You brag about making blueberry pancakes....well, I made blueberry scones. I sconed you.
Sconed by MK friends May 26, 2021

schoneweised 

1. to become so drunk as to manifest a personality antithetical to one's usual
2. to be fucking loaded and goddamn ridiculous; actions include but are not limited to high-kicking, saying "madam" or "my lady" repeatedly, pouring bleach on doorknobs, replying that one's location is at "two and a half weeks away", rambling in German (even when does not know the language), and urinating in locked closets.
Ben got schoneweised last night; he threatened James not to touch his own girlfriend.
schoneweised by peterbr November 11, 2006

Schonenamen 

When you are in public and you awkwardly pop a huge erection in front of everybody.
Guy 1: Wow did you hear what happened in gym class today?

Guy 2: No what?

Guy 1: The new kid pulled a wicked schonenamen while he was doing his warm ups.
Schonenamen by m0n3y01 September 9, 2010
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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