Keyed

A word that /tv/ (a board on 4chan) is desperately trying to push. It basically means the exact same thing as Based or Poggers. Something good.

Did you see him do that backflip? That was so keyed!

by KFCellfish December 30, 2020

keyed

when ones vehicle or other expensive possession becomes defaced by someone scraping off the paint with their own set of keys

Dammit.. someone keyed my car last night! Little freshman fuckers!

by Ross Smith February 13, 2003

keyed

High on marijuana.

Sorry I'm so distracted, I'm hella keyed right now.

by blair April 11, 2004

Keyed

In an attempt to replace the "aging" word "based", a word which becomes less exclusive and morw well-known, a 4chan user proposed a new word which appears to have no particular origin. He hopes that the word "keyed" will be used mainstream by the end of 2021.

Keyed is a defined as a word used alternatively to "based", and may refer to a hot take, unpopular opinion, or new, challenging idea.

Example: "Your Twitter rant was keyed af, you're gonna be fired"

by Bush Demolition Co. December 31, 2020

keyed

Getting completely fucked up through the use of both alcohol and marijuana.

"We were just gonna drink last night, but Jed brought his four-footer and we all got keyed.

by Tekao Keshe October 6, 2005

Keyed

Getting completely high off of marijuana and really drunk off of alcohol.

"I got five on it, grab your 40 lets get keyed
I got five on it, messin with that Indo weed"

by Jared "J" November 22, 2006

keyed

When a person has taken a key and run it across the door of a car, thus scratching the paint.

I got my car keyed and I am really pissed about it.

by Lysandra June 19, 2005