Scoctopus 

An animal that can go into a vagina with no problem

I sure felt that scoctopus enter my vagina

Scoctopus by DPY99 February 13, 2019

coctopus ratio 

When at a social gathering, it refers to the ratio of men to women.

Brian: Did you see all of those fine ass hoes in there?
Mike: Yeah the coctopus ratio was like one to two.

coctopus ratio by Rosegger January 17, 2008

coctopuss

the ratio of males to females; typically with reference to a social setting.

Whats's the coctopuss situation at the bar?

coctopuss by John and Aaron November 23, 2011

socktopus 

A collection of stray socks bundled together in the hope that their partners will one day spontaneously rematerialise. The name derives from the fact that the loose end of each sock emerges like a tentacle from the body of a cephalopod.

The preponderance of unattached socklings is now known to be an effect of quantum physics. The uncertainty about the fate of the other socks is known as the Uncertainty Principle.

See also quantum entanglement.

My top drawer is the nest of a mighty socktopus.

socktopus by Buddhabing June 4, 2004

socktopus 

A pile of unmatched socks that is bundled together with another sock, creating an object that resembles an octopus.

Jamie - see if you can match up any of those socktopuses on the couch.

socktopus by topseyturvey January 6, 2006

coctopus 

theoretical sexual position involving a girl taking two cocks in the ass, vagina, and mouth while also giving two handjobs

Melvin: Dude check out this coctopus shit!!
Andy: Hentai is fucked up...

coctopus by jofah November 8, 2007

Shocktopus 

Interlocking your fingers (pinky-pointer) to form an eight fingered tenticle like sex torpedo. Moving your fingers with the grace of an octopus, you enter the vagina leaving the two remaining thumbs free to enter the ass or tickle the vaganus.

With a dick like skeletor, the shocktopus saved my marriage.

Shocktopus by Tyler S. Bryant February 3, 2012