Scoopus 

An ice cream scooper; a mix between a milkshake and a slushy; replacement for any word you just don’t feel like saying

Hey mom, can I get a large scoopus?

Scoopus by Dank Peppa Pig September 22, 2018

scoopski potatoes 

When you have a large bowl of potatoes and randomly scoop potatoes onto plates while not employed at the restaurant and singing “Scoopski Potatoes”.

Steve: What are you doing?
Joseph: I’m doing some Scoopski Potatoes.

scoopski potatoes by SomeWeirdGamer7 January 17, 2018

Pudding Scoops

Breasts lacking structural integrity, aka saggy and mushy, to which their bra cups serve as scoops holding up two pudding-like piles of boob.

"I wish Tina would stop wearing low-cut shirts so my wondering eyes didn't have to see her pudding scoops all day long."

"Dude that girl I nailed last night, had pudding scoops. When I took her bra off, her tits looked like two deflated water balloons".

Pudding Scoops by duckslayer11 November 22, 2011

scropus 

The residue left behind on your ass cheeks after taking a massive dump and you didn’t wipe enough.

My ass cheeks are burning, due to my Scropus. It must have been from the Taco Bell I ate last night.

The most common side effect of scropus is skid marks.

scropus by Matzahberg March 21, 2020

two scoops

When you grab and squeeze a girl/woman's breasts.

Guy-How many raisin's are in Raisin Bran??
Girl-Uh...I don't know..wtf are you talking about?
Guy-*Grabs the girls chest* Two scoops!

two scoops by FiremanPhil May 14, 2008

few scoops 

Drinks with the boys

Barry: “What’s the point I’m going out?”

Larry: “Few scoops man”

few scoops by masterblaster_69 September 13, 2018

scoopslut

Someone who works at a restauraunt serving ice cream or water ice like Cold Stone or Rita's. Typically female.

The slack-jawed chuwero scoopslut at your Fremont location gave me cookie dough ice cream instead of cake batter!

scoopslut by WightKnights September 9, 2011