Shocktopus

Interlocking your fingers (pinky-pointer) to form an eight fingered tenticle like sex torpedo. Moving your fingers with the grace of an octopus, you enter the vagina leaving the two remaining thumbs free to enter the ass or tickle the vaganus.

With a dick like skeletor, the shocktopus saved my marriage.

by Tyler S. Bryant February 3, 2012

socktopus

A collection of stray socks bundled together in the hope that their partners will one day spontaneously rematerialise. The name derives from the fact that the loose end of each sock emerges like a tentacle from the body of a cephalopod.

The preponderance of unattached socklings is now known to be an effect of quantum physics. The uncertainty about the fate of the other socks is known as the Uncertainty Principle.

See also quantum entanglement.

My top drawer is the nest of a mighty socktopus.

by Buddhabing June 4, 2004

sharktopus

An amalgamation of shark and octopus. Any creature that seems to be comprised solely of teeth and flailing limbs.

My puppy seems to spend half her time on her back with her mouth open and legs kicking at the air. She's such a little sharktopus!

by punkriffic April 28, 2008

socktopus

A pile of unmatched socks that is bundled together with another sock, creating an object that resembles an octopus.

Jamie - see if you can match up any of those socktopuses on the couch.

by topseyturvey January 6, 2006

sharktopus

A sexual position so convoluted that the couple's extremities are in such dis-aray that nothing comprehensible can be made of the mass of writhing flesh and limbs. But the result viewed by an outsider would cause both shock and pure, awestruck hilarity to any observer. Such as the freak Sharktopus in the sci-fi movie of that name.

Shit bro- your mom threw such a sharktopus fuck session on me last night, I'll be over for tuna casserole tuesday EVERY week!

by Pacidermiz Rex December 29, 2012

snoctopus

(n.) An awesome snowman with tenticles on it's base resembling a octopus-like creature. Only better.

you knocked over the snoctopus, YOU DRUNK BASTARDS!!!

by G-nuhhhhh July 15, 2008

Socktopus

When 4 socks are tied together, knotted at the middle, as a chew toy for your dog.

Buffy thinks her socktopus is prey and she flings it around like she's trying to break its "neck"

by scoot24 October 20, 2009