coctopus 

theoretical sexual position involving a girl taking two cocks in the ass, vagina, and mouth while also giving two handjobs

Melvin: Dude check out this coctopus shit!!
Andy: Hentai is fucked up...

coctopus by jofah November 8, 2007

coctopus 

Eight weiners in or around one girl (or guy).

"Dude, check out this crazy porno. That girl's got two in the coo, four in the back door, and a man in each hand. She's a genuine coctopus."

coctopus by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 20, 2008

Coctopus

The moment 8 John Dory’s (male genitalia) simultaneously make contact, in an 8 man orgy.

Guys… we just made a coctopus

Coctopus by BuggyWright July 1, 2026

coctopus ratio 

When at a social gathering, it refers to the ratio of men to women.

Brian: Did you see all of those fine ass hoes in there?
Mike: Yeah the coctopus ratio was like one to two.

coctopus ratio by Rosegger January 17, 2008

cocktopus 

A cool cockproud guy who gets so much sex his mates joke that he must have 8 cocks to manage it all.

Derivation: A contraction of cock and octopus.

Timmy is such a cocktopus he gets laid almost anywhere he goes. He even got some bitchmeat during a dental appointment - he fucked the hygienist!

cocktopus by silkpouch September 22, 2007

cocktopussy 

A noun meaning sexual intercourse, literally 'cock to pussy'.

Derivation: A pun on the title of the James Bond film / book 'Octopussy' in which the lead character, Mr Bond (double agent 007), gets plenty of 'cock to pussy'.

Hey babe, we've had a great night out, now how about a little cocktopussy (wink, wink!).

cocktopussy by silkpouch September 22, 2007

coctopuss

the ratio of males to females; typically with reference to a social setting.

Whats's the coctopuss situation at the bar?

coctopuss by John and Aaron November 23, 2011