snoctopus

(n.) An awesome snowman with tenticles on it's base resembling a octopus-like creature. Only better.

you knocked over the snoctopus, YOU DRUNK BASTARDS!!!

snoctopus by G-nuhhhhh July 15, 2008

socktopus 

A collection of stray socks bundled together in the hope that their partners will one day spontaneously rematerialise. The name derives from the fact that the loose end of each sock emerges like a tentacle from the body of a cephalopod.

The preponderance of unattached socklings is now known to be an effect of quantum physics. The uncertainty about the fate of the other socks is known as the Uncertainty Principle.

See also quantum entanglement.

My top drawer is the nest of a mighty socktopus.

socktopus by Buddhabing June 4, 2004

socktopus 

A pile of unmatched socks that is bundled together with another sock, creating an object that resembles an octopus.

Jamie - see if you can match up any of those socktopuses on the couch.

socktopus by topseyturvey January 6, 2006

snatopus 

1) a half snake and octopus makes a snatopus

2) #1 spamming group chat on whatsapp

megan : lets make a mascot
*thinks of some weird shit*
megan: yay we have came out with snatopus

the rest : yay
🐍🐙🐍🐙🐍🐙
snake x octopus

snatopus by w.xn_ennn February 12, 2020

Shocktopus 

Interlocking your fingers (pinky-pointer) to form an eight fingered tenticle like sex torpedo. Moving your fingers with the grace of an octopus, you enter the vagina leaving the two remaining thumbs free to enter the ass or tickle the vaganus.

With a dick like skeletor, the shocktopus saved my marriage.

Shocktopus by Tyler S. Bryant February 3, 2012

snootypuss

When someone is being extra grumpy and has a bad attitude.

Stop being a snootypuss!

snootypuss by Stinky old dog September 13, 2020

squoctopus dance 

a dance performed holding a violin in one hand, a bow in the other hand, sitting in a chair, tapping both feet and waving the violin and bow around in the air above your head.

"look at that blond kid doing the squoctopus dance. he must have no life."

squoctopus dance by lolstandpartner October 22, 2009