coctopussy

The act of performing sexual intercourse. banging hookin' up bumpin' uglies

"Soooo...I met this super hot girl, last night - and within 5 minutes, we were totally coctopussy"

by thebigugly August 17, 2012

coctopus ratio

When at a social gathering, it refers to the ratio of men to women.

Brian: Did you see all of those fine ass hoes in there?
Mike: Yeah the coctopus ratio was like one to two.

by Rosegger January 17, 2008

cocktopussy

A noun meaning sexual intercourse, literally 'cock to pussy'.

Derivation: A pun on the title of the James Bond film / book 'Octopussy' in which the lead character, Mr Bond (double agent 007), gets plenty of 'cock to pussy'.

Hey babe, we've had a great night out, now how about a little cocktopussy (wink, wink!).

by silkpouch September 22, 2007

coctopuss

the ratio of males to females; typically with reference to a social setting.

Whats's the coctopuss situation at the bar?

by John and Aaron November 23, 2011

Octopussy

Well known in the Viking mythology, octopuss, originally applied octopussy, came from the act of applying the sea creature to one's genetalia. A viking would apply the octopuss to his dick and let the animal grapple his member with its eight tentacles. He would then pull violently on the octopuss's head, thus recreating a fellatio or vagina-like sensation.

Use:
1. Magnus and Gunnar would often get some octopussy after pillaging a village.
2. Tim came home after a long day at work at SeaWorld. He treated himself with some good ol' octopussy.

by GAve Institute of Linguistics May 4, 2016

Chocopussylingus

The act of inserting a chocolate item such as a Creme Egg or Malteser into a woman's vagina, then letting it melt a bit and licking out the contents. Very pleasureable act for both partners.

Kesh just performed chocopussylingus and gave Sue an amazing orgasm by licking a melted chocolate from her pussy. His face was covered in chocolate and cum.

by smashy11 February 11, 2009

Octopussy

Roger Moore's sixth Bond film which involved a plot about trading counterfeit Romanov jewelry for a nuclear device that would be exploded in an American airbase in West Germany.

The villains were Kamal Khan (Louis Jourdan) and General Orlov (Steven Berkoff)

Maud Adams plays the title role of Octopussy, making this her second time to act in the Bond series. Kristina Wayborn also plays a love interest in this.

I consider this to be one of the better Bond movies made.

Bond: What's that one your back?

Magda: Oh, that's my little octopussy.

by A Alcott December 1, 2006