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A pile of bones who calls himself a man. Lies incessantly glorifying himself and his life to manipulate lonely desperate women for housing and money.
"Whoa, that skeletor looking dude is your mom's boyfriend?! I thought he was just a Halloween decoration!"
by righteousforme June 19, 2013
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A bony chick who is so skinny that she is no longer attractive in any way. Had you even made an attempt to have sex with her you would merely poke through her vagina and straight through her stomach and kill her in a yeasty, bloody mass of skeletor-killing pokage.
You don't want a chick that's too blubbery...

But you don't want to bone a skeletor.
by GrandPhoenix October 04, 2005
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A skinny ass bonefaced co-worker or colleague who goes to the bar with you after work, only talks about work, and doesn't pay for any of the beer, thus his skeletor physique is matched with his pathetically evil ways.
Fucking Skeletor over here better shut the fuck up and start buying some beer or I'm gonna have to throw him into some moving traffic.
by Jimmy Rivas May 31, 2008
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Skeletor is the main villain in the cartoon, comic, and action figure series "Masters of the Universe". He has a muscular body and an exposed skull for a face.
"I'll get you next time, He Man!" shouted Skeletor, as he escaped.
by Mystico October 11, 2005
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Someone who does meth or speed, Looks really skinny and his face is sucked in from being a hardcore drug addict.
We were at the park the other day and we seen someone on meth and they looked like skeletor.

Hey check out skeletor riding that bike!
man hes looking for his next sack.
by Vincent Pinckard August 14, 2008
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Word used to describe Jennifer Lopez' husband, Marc Anthony.

Marc Anthony's nickname.

Word used to describe a boney, skinny ass, ugly faced person.
1:"Hey, isn't that Marc Anthony on TV?"
2:"Yeah, that's Skeletor, J-Ho's man."
by SupahFly August 14, 2007
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A short scene in a movie that takes place after the credits have stopped rolling, named after the appearance of Skeletor (the He-Man character) appearing in one at the end of the movie "Masters Of The Universe".
"Dude, did you see that skeletor at the end of X-men 3!? Holy shit!!"

All three Pirates Of The Carribbean movies have had a skeletor at the end.
by AlexReynard May 03, 2008
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