spoctopus

it is an animal that angelica know nothing about

Angelica: is that a .......Spoctopus????????
David: no angelica, you are wrong.

by groodn October 29, 2010

socktopus

A collection of stray socks bundled together in the hope that their partners will one day spontaneously rematerialise. The name derives from the fact that the loose end of each sock emerges like a tentacle from the body of a cephalopod.

The preponderance of unattached socklings is now known to be an effect of quantum physics. The uncertainty about the fate of the other socks is known as the Uncertainty Principle.

See also quantum entanglement.

My top drawer is the nest of a mighty socktopus.

by Buddhabing June 4, 2004

socktopus

A pile of unmatched socks that is bundled together with another sock, creating an object that resembles an octopus.

Jamie - see if you can match up any of those socktopuses on the couch.

by topseyturvey January 6, 2006

Spocious

A word that is used by only drunk, good for nothing trolls that type in a mocking French accent, replacing "th" with "ze". It's apparently another to call something you like, but it intentionally pisses people off.

"What do you think of my shoes?"

"SPOCIOUS..."

"Shut the fuck up"

by Insanely Internal June 6, 2009

Shocktopus

Interlocking your fingers (pinky-pointer) to form an eight fingered tenticle like sex torpedo. Moving your fingers with the grace of an octopus, you enter the vagina leaving the two remaining thumbs free to enter the ass or tickle the vaganus.

With a dick like skeletor, the shocktopus saved my marriage.

by Tyler S. Bryant February 3, 2012

Spocious

Another word for something you like, especially with "awesome". HOWEVER, do not use it. You'll look like a fucking faggot. It has been done to death and it pisses people off.

"That was SPOCIOUS!"

*man loads shotgun, ready to kill the man that said this*

by Bob Smith Jones Anderson October 25, 2009

squoctopus dance

a dance performed holding a violin in one hand, a bow in the other hand, sitting in a chair, tapping both feet and waving the violin and bow around in the air above your head.

"look at that blond kid doing the squoctopus dance. he must have no life."

by lolstandpartner October 22, 2009