Sckoone

A person that tells you they can do something, says they checked and double checked, then five minutes before you are supposed to do something says "oh yeah, i can't come."

Me: Scott Johnson is a definitely a sckoone.
Friend 1: I know, forreal.
Friend 2: He seems alright to me.
Me: Make plans with him, then see what happens.

by volleyball13 December 23, 2009

schooner pooner

The condition, particularly odor-wise, of a vagina after being worked well the night before.

Man, he must've hit it good last night, she's sporting some serious schooner pooner.

by Fisheye1 November 20, 2019

corn schooner

A loaf of crap distinguished by the presence of less than fully digested corn.

The delicious pico de gallo salsa I had on that monster burrito helped me christen a corn schooner whose maiden voyage was cut short by plumbing unable to accomodate its girth.

by Aftab Noorani II December 9, 2008

bamboo schooner

Australian slang for a bong.

1. Holy shit, look at Tim... He's turning Green! I think he might have had one to many bamboo schooners.

by liamoylan January 13, 2009

Ghetto-Schooner

any car that is riding on wheels so big that it looks like it has wagon wheels and has greater than normal ride hight.

That camaro with the 32"s is a Ghetto-Schooner

by Calvin McClusky August 24, 2008

tuna schooner

A sexual position similar to missionary. Instead of penetration, the male places his johnson in the vagina lips like a hot dog in a bun and rubs back and forth.

Mary wants to stay a virgin, so she asked her boyfriend Harry to give her a tuna schooner.

by Victory92 June 3, 2017

Scooney

The roll call of the Pershing Rifles.

As with other fraternities and societies, the definition is unknown to non-initiates.

Everyday Use:
- What up, frat?
- SCOONEY!

Party Use:
- Damn, she's got a fat ass.
- S-C-O...!
- O-N-E-Y...!

by Been2America March 17, 2010