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Skooner

Esperance is a purpose-built day charter Sailing Skooner.

A skooner experience is a true sailing adventure: they give guests a genuine feel of yachting on the ocean’s waves.
by Beskyta May 13, 2022
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skooner

A deragatory term used to define someone from the east coast of Canada, such as New Foundland or P.E.I.
Get lost, ya skooner!

The pub was playing some skooner music last night.
by Nik Smith January 2, 2007
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a skooner is a hot bitch that can give good head and takes it up the ass and doesnt cry
ryan: dude that bitch u hooked me up with last night at the party was a totaal skooner
chad: i kno thats why i hooked u up with her
by C_Nutt July 9, 2005
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A homophobic slur used against homosexuals, originated in 1503.
"that skooner is bloody disgusting!"
by shooktiluourtoes April 21, 2025
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The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. — A faux positive statement to lighten a heinous situation that will stick with you for the rest of your life.
1) Police homicide photographer documenting the scene of a mass shooting at an American high school:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

2) Family cleaning out a closet after the death of a loved one:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

3) An American citizen voting for president in the 2024 election that will determine the destiny of our democracy:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

This and other techniques like this are taught in cults and at Harvard University. No, I’m not kidding Harvard has a Hap-y-ness Studies Program. It’s designed to control populations and foment political overthrow. They’d “like to teach the world to sing — in perfect harmony.”

See Mad Men series Finale.

And shudder.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 15, 2023
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Sooner Born Sooner Bred

Quality of superfans of the University of Oklahoma. People who possess this quality should be born in the state of Oklahoma or born of parents or a parent that attended the University of Oklahoma, and have always been a fan of the University of Oklahoma Sooners from the time they first laid eyes it.
Sooner Born Sooner Bred and when I die I will be Sooner Dead!
by soonerborntwerp October 19, 2012
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Spoonerism

Transposing the letters of two words to form new ones.

Usually done when you are talking faster than your brain can keep up with.
An unfortunate spoonerism:

The gymnasts displayed some cunning stunts.
by Lambchops December 7, 2004
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