schooned

A variation on the pawned, p00ned and powned, however is used by the upper classes.

"Good sir, you just got schooned."
"Oh drat."

by James Frost July 20, 2006

Schooled

To obviously out perform an opponent in a sporting event

That wide receiver for Ohio State caught 15 passes for 200 yards in the game. He schooled Michigan’s defensive secondary

by Breaking dancing on cardboard August 1, 2019

getting schooled

Losing a contest/game/battle/argument in a humiliating fashion while the other person shows you how it is done. They remain as cool as a cucumber as if it didn't even require effort on their part.

Joe: "Ryan only has to get the black and then he has 7-balled me in this game of pool"
Jen: "You're getting schooled Joe, jeez!"

by pLUSpISTOL January 4, 2012

schooner pooner

The condition, particularly odor-wise, of a vagina after being worked well the night before.

Man, he must've hit it good last night, she's sporting some serious schooner pooner.

by Fisheye1 November 20, 2019

schooled

Taught a lesson (the hard way), to lose humiliating

o shit, that fool got schooled good

by Shaneo October 17, 2003

Shooned

To run up behind somebody, and jab your thumb into the back of their neck.

Adrian ran up behind Jack, and proceeded to jab his thumb into Jack's neck. "You just got Shooned!"

by BetterThanU March 14, 2017

schooled

Being taught the proper way to preform an action, via extreme ownage and embarrasment. This requires the schooler, who is always of such a high level of skill that the schoolee has no chance of saving his reputation, to utterly dominate and show no remorse. If remorse is shown, it is done in a cool and laid-back way, as in to say "Your not even worth the effort of my pinkie finger", which ironically is just as brutal as an all-out ownage.

If you ever find yourself being schooled, it is wise to not bitch about it. Doing so makes you look like a tool.

Dude...Jim was getting schooled by Bob while playing basketball. Jim decided to be a tool and talk shit about Bob while he was losing 10-2. Bob then released a can of unrelenting whoop-ass on Jim, who then had no choice but to become a traveling back-up dancer and change his name to Kevin Federline.

He can currently be found schooling Britney Spears on the art of gold digging.

by noobtastic April 20, 2006