Schtoomp
I schtoomped her
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Schoomp
The noise in which a penis makes while exiting the pants/underpants which keep it confined. The noise is audible if and only if the person possesses a penis with proper length and girth to cause said noise. The noise is usually accompanied by a loud bang as the male appendage hits and most likely breaks whatever is in front of it.
A schoomp may also be used to exit awkward situations.
A schoomp may also be used to exit awkward situations.
Girl: Hey big boy, want to have fun tonight?
Guy: yes i would enjoy that.
Girl: show me what you're working with.
Guy: *schoomp*
Girl: Ow you broke my jaw!
mom: Son, i found this bag of pot in your room.
son: *schoomp*
Guy: yes i would enjoy that.
Girl: show me what you're working with.
Guy: *schoomp*
Girl: Ow you broke my jaw!
mom: Son, i found this bag of pot in your room.
son: *schoomp*
Schoomp by Lord Goddard May 1, 2013
Related Words
Schtoomp • schtoop • Schoomp • schloomp • schloompa • Schloompked • schtoom • schtooped • schtoopid • schtooping
Shtoompy
Being in a general bad mood, but the spectrum is wide. It can be from simple disappointment or waking up on the wrong side of the bed to utter nihilism and existential angst for the human race, and everything in between. Possibly of Yiddish origin. One who is shtoompy is usually called a shtoomp.
Shtoompy by GengisKhan December 26, 2010
schtoop
schtoopid
The act of being so stupid that the person calling you on your stupidity can't handle using real words anymore. Much like talking to a cat.
schtoopid by Jason Rapps December 3, 2007
schtooping
The act of sexual intercourse - usually in a hap-hazard way, in secret, and without regard for anything much past the act itself. The connotation implies an a possibly dirty act purely for pleasure, possibly rushed, or done behind closed doors.
schtooping by Geoge Miller June 22, 2006
Schtoop
Schtoop is a noun which is used as an insult to someone who has failed either physically or academically.
Schtoop by Dylan D. Diamondfire August 17, 2020
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