The noise in which a penis makes while exiting the pants/underpants which keep it confined. The noise is audible if and only if the person possesses a penis with proper length and girth to cause said noise. The noise is usually accompanied by a loud bang as the male appendage hits and most likely breaks whatever is in front of it.
A schoomp may also be used to exit awkward situations.
A schoomp may also be used to exit awkward situations.
Girl: Hey big boy, want to have fun tonight?
Guy: yes i would enjoy that.
Girl: show me what you're working with.
Guy: *schoomp*
Girl: Ow you broke my jaw!
mom: Son, i found this bag of pot in your room.
son: *schoomp*
Guy: yes i would enjoy that.
Girl: show me what you're working with.
Guy: *schoomp*
Girl: Ow you broke my jaw!
mom: Son, i found this bag of pot in your room.
son: *schoomp*
by Lord Goddard May 1, 2013
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Being in a general bad mood, but the spectrum is wide. It can be from simple disappointment or waking up on the wrong side of the bed to utter nihilism and existential angst for the human race, and everything in between. Possibly of Yiddish origin. One who is shtoompy is usually called a shtoomp.
by GengisKhan December 26, 2010
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The act of being so stupid that the person calling you on your stupidity can't handle using real words anymore. Much like talking to a cat.
by Jason Rapps December 3, 2007
Get the schtoopid mug.The act of sexual intercourse - usually in a hap-hazard way, in secret, and without regard for anything much past the act itself. The connotation implies an a possibly dirty act purely for pleasure, possibly rushed, or done behind closed doors.
by Geoge Miller June 22, 2006
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