Definitions by MeatAxe

schtoop 

v: To fuck.

Are you schtooping the neighbour?

schtoop by MeatAxe May 19, 2004

Jap nap 

Perfected by but not restricted to Japanese people. The ability to fall asleep when ever they want/need to anywhere. eg Sitting on the bus or standing on the train.

Dude 1: "Dude, it looks like that Asian guy is alseep!"
Dude 2: "He is, he's having a Jap nap"
Dude 2: "Ahh soo!"
Asian guy: "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

Jap nap by MeatAxe April 13, 2004

Parore 

v To sleep with your best mate's girlfriend/wife. Ref: Adam Parore/Matt Ridge

"Did you hear? Johnno pulled a parore on Mick!"

Parore by MeatAxe October 4, 2003

Antidextrous 

adj. When one hand doesn't know what the other is doing.

We're a bit antidextrous at work today.

Antidextrous by MeatAxe October 1, 2003

clunt 

n A female clown

"Daddy, look at the clunt!"

clunt by MeatAxe September 26, 2003

hutcho 

1: v To kill yourself while performing erotic asphyxiation. Ref: Michael Hutchence. 2: n Wanker

1. "Toby pulled a hutcho"
2. "Richard is such a hutcho"

hutcho by MeatAxe September 26, 2003

Feed the chooks

To masturbate (male)

"Kevin feeds the chooks!"

Feed the chooks by MeatAxe September 25, 2003