MeatAxe's definitions

schtoop

v: To fuck.

Are you schtooping the neighbour?

by MeatAxe May 19, 2004

clunt

n A female clown

"Daddy, look at the clunt!"

by MeatAxe September 26, 2003

Parore

v To sleep with your best mate's girlfriend/wife. Ref: Adam Parore/Matt Ridge

"Did you hear? Johnno pulled a parore on Mick!"

by MeatAxe October 4, 2003

Antidextrous

adj. When one hand doesn't know what the other is doing.

We're a bit antidextrous at work today.

by MeatAxe October 1, 2003

Feed the chooks

To masturbate (male)

"Kevin feeds the chooks!"

by MeatAxe September 25, 2003

Jap nap

Perfected by but not restricted to Japanese people. The ability to fall asleep when ever they want/need to anywhere. eg Sitting on the bus or standing on the train.

Dude 1: "Dude, it looks like that Asian guy is alseep!"
Dude 2: "He is, he's having a Jap nap"
Dude 2: "Ahh soo!"
Asian guy: "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

by MeatAxe April 13, 2004

hutcho

1: v To kill yourself while performing erotic asphyxiation. Ref: Michael Hutchence. 2: n Wanker

1. "Toby pulled a hutcho"
2. "Richard is such a hutcho"

by MeatAxe September 26, 2003