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Schtoop is a noun which is used as an insult to someone who has failed either physically or academically.
Person one: "Did you see Tom fail the english exam?"

Person two: "Yeah what a Schtoop!"
Schtoop by Dylan D. Diamondfire August 17, 2020
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It is a Yiddish word, meaning to have sexual intercourse... (i.e. to "fuck")

The word is also starting to be used in place of the words "Wow!", and "Fuck!".
Dont schtoop the Maid!
Schtoop by Brookman June 3, 2018

schloop schloop ping a pang bong

To play a vigorous game of monopoly.
"Hey, want to come to my place later and schloop schloop ping a pang bong?"
*gets slapped in the face*
"I guess she doesn't like monopoly."
A fanfic with LOTS of fluff or with a more intense level of fluff.
"That Johnlock fic was so fluffy I'd go as far to say it was Schmoop.
schmoop by the-tenth-physician June 16, 2013
To have sexual intercourse.
Devon and Devin are shtooping in the basement.
shtooping by ChrispyDog November 1, 2007
A cuter word for Penis/Dick
Oh you have the biggest schnoop i have ever seen.
Schnoop by Jumpscare April 23, 2015
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verb. To waste time doing nothing.
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piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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