Shtoompy

Being in a general bad mood, but the spectrum is wide. It can be from simple disappointment or waking up on the wrong side of the bed to utter nihilism and existential angst for the human race, and everything in between. Possibly of Yiddish origin. One who is shtoompy is usually called a shtoomp.

Person: Are you shtoompy?
Shtoomp: What the hell does that mean?!
Person: Don't be such a shtoomp!!

Shtoompy by GengisKhan December 26, 2010

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shtoomper

noun A multi-purpose mild insult, quite often making a comparison to male genitalia or the anus. Similarly it can liken an individual to an idiot or foolish person.

Where is it? It's up my shtoomper!
I balanced this on my shtoomper for a laugh.
He's a total shtoomper!
What a shtoomper!

shtoomper by The Sands of Time December 2, 2011

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shtoomp

The word used to represent the sound something makes when it hits another object or the ground.

The ball hit me and it was like shtoomp.

shtoomp by AAA October 19, 2004

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shoompy

When there are too many popcorn kernels on the floor.

Dude did you have popcorn in your room an accidentally spilled a lot of popcorn kernels on the floor because your room is hella shoompy

shoompy by Salem Witchbitches February 26, 2021

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Poopy on my shtoopy

Have sex with me

Johnny: Please poopy on my shtoopy!
Venessa: No way! I’m saving myself for marriage

Poopy on my shtoopy by Xylophone 66 May 26, 2020

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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