The noise in which a penis makes while exiting the pants/underpants which keep it confined. The noise is audible if and only if the person possesses a penis with proper length and girth to cause said noise. The noise is usually accompanied by a loud bang as the male appendage hits and most likely breaks whatever is in front of it.
A schoomp may also be used to exit awkward situations.
A schoomp may also be used to exit awkward situations.
Girl: Hey big boy, want to have fun tonight?
Guy: yes i would enjoy that.
Girl: show me what you're working with.
Guy: *schoomp*
Girl: Ow you broke my jaw!
mom: Son, i found this bag of pot in your room.
son: *schoomp*
Guy: yes i would enjoy that.
Girl: show me what you're working with.
Guy: *schoomp*
Girl: Ow you broke my jaw!
mom: Son, i found this bag of pot in your room.
son: *schoomp*
by Lord Goddard May 01, 2013
by TommyScottKevin April 04, 2008
The sound of men's eyes when they swivel in their sockets to look at a woman's bountiful bosom. That woman is said to have "the schoomp effect".
Unfortunate side-affects include:
- men gawking at you all night
- getting hit on constantly
- murderous stares from the women who are trying to get their boyfriend's or a hot guy's attention
Unfortunate side-affects include:
- men gawking at you all night
- getting hit on constantly
- murderous stares from the women who are trying to get their boyfriend's or a hot guy's attention
A hot chick walks into the bar and every single man turns to stare at her boobs instantaneously, unable to help themselves.
The other women in the bar realise that the hot chick obvioiusly possesses the schoomp effect
The other women in the bar realise that the hot chick obvioiusly possesses the schoomp effect
by aussiechick February 22, 2012