schtoom

a word one uses when wishing someone to just shut up already

SCHTOOM WAIF!!!!! (see definition of waif)

by schaffy February 20, 2005

Schoomp

The noise in which a penis makes while exiting the pants/underpants which keep it confined. The noise is audible if and only if the person possesses a penis with proper length and girth to cause said noise. The noise is usually accompanied by a loud bang as the male appendage hits and most likely breaks whatever is in front of it.

A schoomp may also be used to exit awkward situations.

Girl: Hey big boy, want to have fun tonight?
Guy: yes i would enjoy that.
Girl: show me what you're working with.
Guy: *schoomp*
Girl: Ow you broke my jaw!

mom: Son, i found this bag of pot in your room.
son: *schoomp*

by Lord Goddard May 1, 2013

Shtoompy

Being in a general bad mood, but the spectrum is wide. It can be from simple disappointment or waking up on the wrong side of the bed to utter nihilism and existential angst for the human race, and everything in between. Possibly of Yiddish origin. One who is shtoompy is usually called a shtoomp.

Person: Are you shtoompy?
Shtoomp: What the hell does that mean?!
Person: Don't be such a shtoomp!!

by GengisKhan December 26, 2010

Schtookie

When driving or as a passenger on a road trip and the need to use the restroom occurs. Someone within the vehicle says "schtookie" requesting that the driver to proceed to the next available facility with a restroom.

While on a road trip Rubi and Lee needed to use the restroom. They informed Madge, the driver, by saying "schtookie". Madge then exited the highway to the nearest facility with a public restroom.

by rflghorns September 4, 2012

schtoop

v: To fuck.

Are you schtooping the neighbour?

by MeatAxe May 19, 2004

schtoopid

The act of being so stupid that the person calling you on your stupidity can't handle using real words anymore. Much like talking to a cat.

Way to pass English class... schtoopid....

by Jason Rapps December 3, 2007

schtooping

The act of sexual intercourse - usually in a hap-hazard way, in secret, and without regard for anything much past the act itself. The connotation implies an a possibly dirty act purely for pleasure, possibly rushed, or done behind closed doors.

George wasn't at the golf course like he said he was but rather was schtooping his neighbor's wife.

by Geoge Miller June 22, 2006