Schloompked 

Being in a state of enhanced emotions and altered mental state due to the effect of drugs or by other means.

Last night I got so schloompked, I ate 17 packets of biscuits

Schloompked by Fishlegs11 July 15, 2011

Schlooped 

To brain-fart.

I cant Remember man I’m schlooped

Schlooped by Kydst December 30, 2018

Schlomped 

When you get absolutely shit on, fucked, or destroyed in any context. Most usually in a game or sport

Damn dude, a 3 stock? This kid getting Schlomped on!

Schlomped by Jake 🅱️Aul February 27, 2021

schloemped

1. The act of listening to someone who does so just to be heard.
2. The act of listening to someone go on for minutes explaining someone that can be done in seconds.
3. The act of being cornered and not being allowed to leave by someone talking to you.

I wanted to leave but I was suddenly schloemped by that annoying guy in class.

schloemped by dasturge21 December 27, 2008

shloomped 

The word to use when someone non-exists you

Bob: Shut up, you dont't even exist
Maria: Nigga, i've been shloomped
Maria: *fades away*

shloomped by OofoBoofo May 10, 2018

Schlomped

A person ot animal that was lobotomized and turned into a cyborg against their will

Damn my boyfriend got Schlomped

Schlomped by Joachi May 22, 2026