Schpud

A culturally based insult one might receive if they are seen partaking Schpudicular activity.

"I cannot believe Owen was doing that..."
"you mean that Schpud right there?"

by UnwelcomeDickUpMyAss November 29, 2020

schpunkenfurtur

1. A thick meaty large penis producing fountain-like amounts of semen/spermmmmmm on frequent basis

2. An explosive verbal exclamation of surprise and joy

Bertie Beaver: he shoved his schpunkenfurtur deep & gave me a right proper filling ...

Cecile Snatch: Schpunkenfurtur! You lucky bugger, was it a Brazilian one this time or a Meaty Mexican?

by clavecin1716(2) May 26, 2020

schpadoinkle

A multipurpose word, created by Trey Parker and used in "Cannibal, the Musical. It can be an expletive, a reference, an adjective, adverb, article, noun or verb. It's great for those of us suffering from the occasional senior moment.

John McCain owns a schpadoinkle number of houses.

by Schpadoinkle 1954 Fan October 16, 2008

Schpadooder

A parking spot

I have a best parking karma. Look, there’s a schpadooder!

by Harboc September 4, 2019

schput

Derived from Pennsylvania Dutch, schput means to make fun of, to gently tease, or more crassly to bullshit someone. Often it is used to mock someone by offering undeserved or exaggerated praise.

When Menno praised Abe's new team of average looking horses as being a prize-winning team, he was making schput.

Knowing Menno was poking fun of his new team, Abe replied, "quit schputting me," they are just average.

by milshetler March 10, 2014

schlud

an ingrown pubic hair--usually infected, my accompany pimples

Dr. Laura rubbed ointment all over her schluds.

by shyjason September 5, 2005

schupdog

anybody who answers your question with a question

Costin: How long does it take for the salt to dissolve on the membrane?

Schupdog: How long DOESN'T it take?

by zimbabewmudachocka May 16, 2009