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schpunkenfurtur 

1. A thick meaty large penis producing fountain-like amounts of semen/spermmmmmm on frequent basis

2. An explosive verbal exclamation of surprise and joy
Bertie Beaver: he shoved his schpunkenfurtur deep & gave me a right proper filling ...

Cecile Snatch: Schpunkenfurtur! You lucky bugger, was it a Brazilian one this time or a Meaty Mexican?
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schpadoinkle 

A multipurpose word, created by Trey Parker and used in "Cannibal, the Musical. It can be an expletive, a reference, an adjective, adverb, article, noun or verb. It's great for those of us suffering from the occasional senior moment.
John McCain owns a schpadoinkle number of houses.

Schpadooder 

I have a best parking karma. Look, there’s a schpadooder!
Schpadooder by Harboc September 4, 2019
Derived from Pennsylvania Dutch, schput means to make fun of, to gently tease, or more crassly to bullshit someone. Often it is used to mock someone by offering undeserved or exaggerated praise.
When Menno praised Abe's new team of average looking horses as being a prize-winning team, he was making schput.

Knowing Menno was poking fun of his new team, Abe replied, "quit schputting me," they are just average.
schput by milshetler March 10, 2014
an ingrown pubic hair--usually infected, my accompany pimples
Dr. Laura rubbed ointment all over her schluds.
schlud by shyjason September 5, 2005
anybody who answers your question with a question
Costin: How long does it take for the salt to dissolve on the membrane?

Schupdog: How long DOESN'T it take?
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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