schput

Derived from Pennsylvania Dutch, schput means to make fun of, to gently tease, or more crassly to bullshit someone. Often it is used to mock someone by offering undeserved or exaggerated praise.

When Menno praised Abe's new team of average looking horses as being a prize-winning team, he was making schput.

Knowing Menno was poking fun of his new team, Abe replied, "quit schputting me," they are just average.

schput by milshetler March 10, 2014

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schüt

Pronounced as "shoot," and also known as "babby's first shooting game," schüt refers to low-quality first person shooters, with the majority of these found on the Steam storefront. While the intention is grit and angst, the final result is usually a hilarious mess riddled with glitches, poor design choices, and voice acting that's too quiet to be audible (most likely because the developer's mom is in the next room over).

Vinny you binyot; Why you no play schüt games?

schüt by Alacc July 20, 2017

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schpunkenfurtur

1. A thick meaty large penis producing fountain-like amounts of semen/spermmmmmm on frequent basis

2. An explosive verbal exclamation of surprise and joy

Bertie Beaver: he shoved his schpunkenfurtur deep & gave me a right proper filling ...

Cecile Snatch: Schpunkenfurtur! You lucky bugger, was it a Brazilian one this time or a Meaty Mexican?

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Dwight Schrute

Quite possibly the funniest person on the brilliant comedy, The Office. Dwight is a salesman for fictional paper company Dunder-Mifflin (played by the uber-talented Rainn Wilson). He is one of the best salemen but is socially awkard but nonetheless has great confidence in himself. He is very serious and quite guilable especially things that involve science fiction and magic. He is described by Wilson himself as a "Fascist Nerd" due to his love for power, repsect for Michael Scott, and love for shows like Battlestar Galactica.

Dwight: I now have both the strength of a grown man and a small baby. (after telling of his resorption of his twin in the womb)

Dwight: I keep various weaponry strategically placed around the office. I saved Jim’s life with a can of pepper spray I had velcrowed under my desk. People say, oh it’s dangerous to keep weapons in the home, or the workplace. Well I say, it’s better to be hurt by someone you know, accidentally, than by a stranger, on purpose.

Dwight: I would make sure that you were dead. I would remove your teeth and cut off your fingertips, so you could not be identified, and they would call me the Overkill Killer.
Michael: Okay, you are way creepier than an actual serial killer.

Dwight Schrute's silly antics crack me up everytime.

Dwight Schrute by +he realist. February 4, 2009