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The combination of blood and shit in a woman's panties.
Mary took off her panties yesterday and left them on the floor. I looked in them and it was loaded with schlud. I guess no sex for me tonight.
Schlud by 514x0r September 24, 2009
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A term of infinite meanings used in absence of a verb or noun
1) what the schlube ?!
2) hey schlube
Schlube by FRANKIE THE SCHLUBE January 22, 2018

Schlundted 

The ability to drink a beer extremely fast, but without anyone noticing you taking a sip of it. As in, you have half of a beer left but your friends is empty, your friend Schlundted the beer.
Dude, you really Schlundted that beer!
Schlundted by JophisDrazin May 21, 2018

Schlumpadumpf 

Schlumpadumpf - noun - the state your boy is in when he’s wasted as fuck and laying on the floor and making absolutely no sense. May also be used to refer to the individual himself.
“Yo what’s the move fam ”
I’m schlumpadumpf”
A really flat and darkish hairstyle. Generally favoured by general douchebags, high-ranking Nazis and sad lonely Russian old men you meet on ChatRoulette.
A: You see Jimmy's new haircut.
B: Yeah. What a schlid!
schlid by WAZZUUUUP! February 17, 2015

fat schlump 

The state of being in a very fat nap, usually lasting between 5-40 minutes. Typically very obese people have experienced this phenomenon, but it can happen to healthy people. Also people who are fat schlump tend use anything from a Cards Against Humanity box, to a water bottle as a pillow, and can sleep anywhere available at the time.
Patrick: "Yo, wheres Victor?"
John: "He's over there, and he's sleeping on my trombone case!"
Patrick: "Damn, he fat schlump."
fat schlump by vicast115 January 23, 2019