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A word describing an extra marital affair, first used on the Dennis and Judy show. Now used to describe any sex not of a marriage.
I went to the bar to try and pick up someone for a little schpunesfazel.
by not funny haha, funny peculiar September 05, 2005
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
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by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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A song from the now defunct Philadelphian band Yaoi.

Was about a woman cheating on her abusive husband.
"Schpunesfazel, schpunesfazel!" is the chorus of the song by the same name by the band Yaoi.
by toee December 02, 2006
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