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An absolute Johner is someone who is so uncooperative that their shit simply cannot be stood by anyone
I can't STAND that Johner, so i can't!
by UnwelcomeDickUpMyAss March 19, 2020

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A culturally based insult one might receive if they are seen partaking Schpudicular activity.
"I cannot believe Owen was doing that..."
"you mean that Schpud right there?"
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by UnwelcomeDickUpMyAss November 29, 2020

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