Definitions by UnwelcomeDickUpMyAss

Schpud

A culturally based insult one might receive if they are seen partaking Schpudicular activity.

"I cannot believe Owen was doing that..."
"you mean that Schpud right there?"

An absolute Johner is someone who is so uncooperative that their shit simply cannot be stood by anyone

I can't STAND that Johner, so i can't!