schploogie 

the gunk that gets in your eyes (or your pet dog or cat's eyes)

My dog likes to eat his own eye schploogies.

schploogie by harrison October 1, 2003

Schploogie 

a word you create to prove Google doesn't know everything, but Urban dictionary will (if they have accepted this word)

"google knows everything"
*creates word and searches it*
*google search: Schploogie: ERROR did you mean Schoology

Schploogie by Purple_Marshmellow_with_a_mask May 21, 2016

Schlongie Kong 

The most retardedly large, hairiest, and most beastly cock imaginable by man.

Oh my fucking god!!! Is that his dick!?! Dayum!!! That motherfucker has a schlongie kong!!!

Schlongie Kong by Pcott Setty May 1, 2008

Schvoogie 

Yet another racial term for a black person

Did you just see that schvoogie dunk that basketball?

Schvoogie by teabag May 2, 2006

schnoogie 

schnoogie, originated in southern africa was created to show the true happiness of something or someone.

bro this new kanye west song is like schnoogie ong!!

schnoogie by mr kanye west February 6, 2021

schvoogie button 

A device in a retail store that is rung to let all employees know that a black person has entered the store. Made well known by Jackie Martling formerly of the Howard Stern Show that admitted he worked at a store that used such a device.

I heard the schvoogie button go off, so I went to watch the security cameras

schvoogie button by teabag May 2, 2006

schwoogies 

Derogatory term used to describe the blax. Gained popularity when a Philly radio show led by Kidd Chris repeatedly played a song by Lady Gash referencing schwoogies. Kidd Chris and the other members involved in the incident were terminated two months later after an "investigation." Here are the lyrics to said song:

Coloreds steal your wallets and coloreds have pink feet. Coloreds are loud and obnoxious, when they watch movies. Sticky fingers, what they are, Always try to jack my car, Schwoogies! Or shines, you can call them anything you like. Schwoogies! Watch out, jigs will rob you, day or night. Schwoogies. Mookie doesn't like to work, Just rolls blunts all day long. But there's one job he can do, hold a lantern on my lawn. If someone else has your watch on, you can bet it's a moolignon. Shwoogies! All Around, there's Sambos, monkeys, knuckle draggers, So much brown Mandingo, Go Mr. Bojangles.

schwoogies by fennec2009 May 21, 2008