Schwoogie 

of negroid roots, negroidus ,see mooncricket

Two schwoogies broke into my house and stole my tv

Schwoogie by pete. September 11, 2005

schwoogie 

1. A derogatory term for an African American. Equivalent to the "n" word.

Though it's origin is sometimes attributed to Kidd Chris, in fact Chris learned the word "schwoogie" from the OPIE AND ANTHONY radio show. Opie and Anthony learned the word from their old general manager Bruce Mittman when they were shock jocks in Boston during the mid/late 90's. It is not known whether Mittman also heard the word from someone or invented it himself. If the latter is true, it would probably be the first time a racial slur's origin could be traced to the individual who first uttered it.

schwoogie by corcan February 28, 2011

Schwoogie 

A derogatory term for African-American. A cross between the Yiddish slang 'Schwartze' and American slang 'Boogie', both of which are in themselves derogatory terms for Black-Americans.

"Dude, nowadays with all these white ass punks listening to Hip-Hop, acting pimp-like and pretending to be gangstas, I bet half of them wish they were natural born schwoogies."

Schwoogie by Tiluriso October 27, 2012

Schwoogie 

A Schwoogie was a name for neighbor kids who were essentially moochers. We used this back in the mid-80's in Kenosha Wisconsin. A distant relative who was deep into Dungeons & Dragons came up with this after we were all tired of neighbor kids knocking on the door every 1/2 hour to borrow something or to get an aspirin for their mom. Two others and I sat down one night and created a long definition which we passed around to friends to get a laugh. (I wish I still had the original definition) It had nothing to do with race. Our group of friends that hung around Kenosha McDonalds on Sheridan Rd. began calling each other Schwoogie just for entertainment purposes. Whether the person whom we credit with the word stole the term, I do not know.

You answer the door. It's probably the Schwoogies again, wanting to borrow aspirin for their mom.

Schwoogie by Wuzzblind June 19, 2017

Schwoogie Goo 

That slimy, often smelly, nastiness that you find in the oddest of places. ie- the drain of your shower, in your hair after jumping into a stagnant pond, off your truck after a day of mudding in a cow pasture, in the bottom of the fridge catch pan, under the sink that's been leaking for years without your knowledge, on the bottom of your work boot, in your hair or on your clothes after a long drunken night of partying, in your car cup holder.

It's hard to clean and/or get rid of. It's often of very thick consistancy and can stain anything it touches. Beware of Scwoogie Goo as no one can accurately describe it's contents and it can be very harmful to your health if swallowed or otherwise ingested.

Dude what is that on your hand? Gross! It's Schwoogie Goo!

That girl that went skinny dipping with us last night had a bad case of Schwoogie Goo hair this morning.

Schwoogie Goo by Full of Shhhhhh...it June 4, 2010

Schnookie 

An affectionate, usually private term of endearment, or pet name, for a significant other which describes them as being cuddly, warm, cute, and loveable.

"I love you so much Schnookie!"

Schnookie by amadhatter March 13, 2009

Schlongie Kong 

The most retardedly large, hairiest, and most beastly cock imaginable by man.

Oh my fucking god!!! Is that his dick!?! Dayum!!! That motherfucker has a schlongie kong!!!

Schlongie Kong by Pcott Setty May 1, 2008