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SCHLOOBIE SAUCE 

The light colored sauce your chinese food is swimming in.
Helps the food slide down your throat easier.
Esp. the vegetable dishes.
(Not soy sauce.)
Mom, order me some vegetable chow mein, and make sure it has plenty of schloobie sauce so I do not choke on it and end up in the ER.
SCHLOOBIE SAUCE by lamoismynamo August 25, 2009

Schlongie Kong 

The most retardedly large, hairiest, and most beastly cock imaginable by man.
Oh my fucking god!!! Is that his dick!?! Dayum!!! That motherfucker has a schlongie kong!!!

schlonkied 

Last night I downed that fireball and took 12 shots of jager and I was fucking schlonkied
schlonkied by Ky Fuckn Kidd January 24, 2014

Schlobengrinder 

When everytime you go out clubbing you get so drunk you start slobbering and grinding with fatties, eventually leading to taking them home.
Dan is the worst schlobengrinder to go clubbing with.

Schlooze 

1) A derogatory term with a meaning similar to slag or slut.

2) The sound made when breathing in sharply through your teeth in awkward situations.
1) "Payton is such a schlooze"

2) " 'I hate you Payton'

'Wow, thats awkward' *schlooze* "
Schlooze by schloozer May 17, 2011

schlooze 

1. A schlooze is a hot female (rated 6-7 out of 10), that would usually have many casual partners.

2. A very promiscuous women that acts very provocative.
T: "We should call Kristie later, and throw her a result, she's a massive schlooze"

K: "If you don't schlooze you loose."
schlooze by K & Tig November 28, 2013
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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