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SLAP

Sea
Lion
Aquatic
Park

A small water park in Lisle, Illinois.. The first year it opened was great because all the guy lifeguards were banging the girl lifeguards at will.
I worked at SLAP and banged some bitches that worked there. We also drank a lot and smoked a lot of weed, quite frankly, everyone had a blast.
by Teabag July 13, 2006
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SIU

Acronym for Special Investigation Unit for law enforcement/prosecutors and insurance compaines
When that boatload of coal claimed whiplash, they called SIU in to videotape them playing basketball
by Teabag April 24, 2006
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easter egg

What a chick ovulates in the early spring
I fucked this chick on spring break, I sure hope my cum didn't get to her easter egg.
by Teabag March 27, 2005
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Ghetto pool

To play defense when playing pool. This is done by knocking your balls in front of pockets, knocking the cue ball in a bad spot, or knocking an opponents balls in to bad spots. Ususally done when behind or when playing a superior player. See nigger pool
I can't believe he played ghetto pool at the familiy reunion.
by teabag September 22, 2006
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lance briggs

Dopey Chicago Bear that the Bears put the franchise tag on, so he threatened to hold out the season on the advice of his agent, who took the fight to the press. He eventually signed a one year deal instead of the multi-year guaranteed money deal he wanted. Subsequently he crashed his Lamborgdini at 3 AM and fled the scene. It would have been ironic if he would had a career ending injury, because the Bears wouldn't have been on the hook for the multi year deal.
Lance Briggs almost pulled a Ben Rothslenberger.
by teabag September 25, 2007
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texting

Dumbest shit ever, just call asshole.
Some dipshit was texting me about his whole weekend, it would have been a three minute phone conversation if he called.
by teabag September 25, 2007
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Chicago Bears

Monsters of the Midway, beeeeoooottchhhes..... NFC North champs 2006... you heard it hear first...
by teabag September 22, 2006
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