Schplooge is a word used quite rarely, but it is very useful for a lot of things.
Some people use it in relation to sex, as a synonym for "Sperm"
While others simply use it as a swearword.
Some people use it in relation to sex, as a synonym for "Sperm"
While others simply use it as a swearword.
"And then I Schplooged all over her"
"Dude if you don't shut up, I'm gonna Schplooge you in the head!"
"Dude if you don't shut up, I'm gonna Schplooge you in the head!"
by ThisisnotmyrealnamebutIneedone June 13, 2019
Get the schplooge mug.After two pumps, Matt casually pulled out blowing it on her stomach. "Sorry hun" he said, shrugging his shoulders "I've got no schlongevity."
John's schlongevity earned him the nickname "energizer bunny". He keeps going and going...
John's schlongevity earned him the nickname "energizer bunny". He keeps going and going...
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• schploogie
• Schloogen Doogen
• schloogey
• Schploofenhein
• shploogen
• schlonged
• schlonger
• schloog
• Schlongest
When a man beats a woman, like he would with his penis, in the race for President of the United States.
by Calypso121 April 3, 2016
Get the schlonged mug.According to Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton got schlonged by Barack Obama in the 2008 democratic presidential primary. This is akin to getting screwed; slighted; severely whooped; underhandedly beaten; having your ass handed to you ,etc.
She (Hillary) was gonna beat (Obama), she was favored to win (the 2008 Democratic presidential primary), and she got schlonged, she lost.
by ImperialFleet1 March 31, 2016
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(Brandi) Damn girl, you sure are moving slow this morning.
(johnnie) OMG that guy really schlonged me good last night.
(johnnie) OMG that guy really schlonged me good last night.
by kennclie April 10, 2016
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