schplooge

Schplooge is a word used quite rarely, but it is very useful for a lot of things.
Some people use it in relation to sex, as a synonym for "Sperm"
While others simply use it as a swearword.

"And then I Schplooged all over her"

"Dude if you don't shut up, I'm gonna Schplooge you in the head!"

schplooge by ThisisnotmyrealnamebutIneedone June 13, 2019

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Schlongevity

Male sex stamina

After two pumps, Matt casually pulled out blowing it on her stomach. "Sorry hun" he said, shrugging his shoulders "I've got no schlongevity."

John's schlongevity earned him the nickname "energizer bunny". He keeps going and going...

Schlongevity by j0hnwillie March 13, 2008

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schlonged

When a man beats a woman, like he would with his penis, in the race for President of the United States.

Hillary Clinton got 'schlonged' by Barack Obama for the Presidency

schlonged by Calypso121 April 3, 2016

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Got Schlonged

According to Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton got schlonged by Barack Obama in the 2008 democratic presidential primary. This is akin to getting screwed; slighted; severely whooped; underhandedly beaten; having your ass handed to you ,etc.

She (Hillary) was gonna beat (Obama), she was favored to win (the 2008 Democratic presidential primary), and she got schlonged, she lost.

Got Schlonged by ImperialFleet1 March 31, 2016