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Sploogie
Jenny gave me head, but instead of swallowing like a good bitch, she hawked a giant sploogie into the trash can next to the bed.
Sploogie by defenestrated1123 May 4, 2006
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Male friend: She hocked a sploogie at me and now it is in my hair.
Other friend: I can clean it, I am used to cleaning my hair after the sploogie boogie on Halloween
Other friend: I can clean it, I am used to cleaning my hair after the sploogie boogie on Halloween
Sploogie by Craigcraiginington November 18, 2020
Sploogie
A long, snot-like strand of hot, steamin' semen that falls slowly to the rug from a woman's cunt after she's just finished fuckin' ya on a beat up, old couch with her on top.
Sploogie
Man 1: I can't believe she sploogied me, my hair needs to be washed.
Man 2: I can help you with the hair, I had to wash for weeks after the Sploogie Boogie on Halloween.
"I had a sploogie lobbed at me"
Man 2: I can help you with the hair, I had to wash for weeks after the Sploogie Boogie on Halloween.
"I had a sploogie lobbed at me"
Sploogie by Craigcraiginington November 18, 2020
Sploogie
Entity, the aftermath of one's ejaculatory sessions manifesting upwards within their body to create an elder god like being that consumes that of which belongs of others there by growing in size and making human reproduction impossible.
Sploogie by Qin Napels May 13, 2019
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