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Schmoogie 

An ignorant person of ethnic background who thinks they are of a better class than their peers.
Damn, that schmoogie thinks he's some kind of special...standing there in line with his fake bling expecting handouts for "flood damage"...you know that fool only got a few drops of water in his basement after a foot of rain...
Schmoogie by one crazy white girl November 1, 2008

schmoogie 

Promotional item, with company logo and contact info, given to promote a company name. Items usually include clothing, hats, pens, office supplies, magnets, etc.
The salesmen were giving out schmoogies to the customers to advertise our name in their office. Putting our name on the schmoogies makes them remember us more than the competition.
schmoogie by kardiak October 24, 2008

Schmoogie 

Verb: The act of taking a giant shit.
Noun: A turd.
Noun: “Hey, mommy! Come look at my giant schmoogie in the toilet”!!
Verb: “Ch’Qweetah asked me to take a schmoogie on her chest last night
Schmoogie by Toad 5 February 27, 2022

schmoogie buzzer 

An electrical warning device used by store security to warn floor workers that a potential shoplifter has entered the store.
"Hey Cliff, Hear that buzzer? That's the Schmoogie Buzzer. A Brother must have come in the store. If his hands go up hit the floor. Bullet's will soon be flying."
schmoogie buzzer by Freddie Green February 22, 2017

Schmoogie Bear 

A cute term often used to describe one's significant other or the person that they feel affection for.
Chris, what are you doing?" "I'm talking to my schmoogie bear!
Schmoogie Bear by Schmoogz July 18, 2010

Mababhito Schmoogie 

When you flash for fun or troll in a League of Legends game.
Watch out! I am gonna do the "Mababhito Schmoogie"!
No! Don't do it!
*flashes*
OH NO! He did the "Mababhito Schmoogie", oh well he got me