A disgusting overweight woman who is easily mistaken for a man. They are defined by their unsightly facial hair, their obvious lack of personal hygiene, and a general attitude of not giving a shit about life anymore.

SCHOMP is actually an acronym for: Sweaty Chin-Haired Obese Mom with Pimples

You are most likely to find schomps working at fast-food restaurants, low-quality diners, standing in the middle of the people movers at the airport so no one else can get by, riding the rascal scooters in Walmart, and driving mini-vans much too slowly in heavy rush hour traffic.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

Meth, speed. This is a definition that was based on the sound that is made when a rock is being cut.