schompy
schompy by alex myhre October 24, 2008
Scompy Donk
Scompy Donk by Dildosaggins420 January 29, 2019
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Schomp
A disgusting overweight woman who is easily mistaken for a man. They are defined by their unsightly facial hair, their obvious lack of personal hygiene, and a general attitude of not giving a shit about life anymore.
SCHOMP is actually an acronym for: Sweaty Chin-Haired Obese Mom with Pimples
You are most likely to find schomps working at fast-food restaurants, low-quality diners, standing in the middle of the people movers at the airport so no one else can get by, riding the rascal scooters in Walmart, and driving mini-vans much too slowly in heavy rush hour traffic.
SCHOMP is actually an acronym for: Sweaty Chin-Haired Obese Mom with Pimples
You are most likely to find schomps working at fast-food restaurants, low-quality diners, standing in the middle of the people movers at the airport so no one else can get by, riding the rascal scooters in Walmart, and driving mini-vans much too slowly in heavy rush hour traffic.
Schoopy
Schoopy by ilovemonkes March 15, 2021
Scompy
Adjective. Pleased and satisfied after eating especially delicious Human food. Invented by a parrot.
"He would always say (among all his other food phrases) 'want some?' While he was trying to convince me to give him bits of my yummy human food dinner. But he'd also play with words a bit, and one day he added a c in there, and changed it to 'want scome?' (Pronounced like scum), and I said 'want scome?' In an incredulous voice and laughed. So that only encouraged it and he kept saying scome instead of some. Then he distorted it further into 'want scom' where the two words almost rhyme, then 'want scomps?', then 'scomp scomps?', all in an ever increasingly incredulous tone, over the course of about a month. He suddenly switched back to saying it properly but scomps survived in his vocabulary in the form of his invented adjective scompy, which he created based on all the real adjectives he knows. He would get some of my dinner and then say 'ooh you're such a scompy budgie' meaning, I guess, that he's a budgie who gets to eat tasty human food."
"He would always say (among all his other food phrases) 'want some?' While he was trying to convince me to give him bits of my yummy human food dinner. But he'd also play with words a bit, and one day he added a c in there, and changed it to 'want scome?' (Pronounced like scum), and I said 'want scome?' In an incredulous voice and laughed. So that only encouraged it and he kept saying scome instead of some. Then he distorted it further into 'want scom' where the two words almost rhyme, then 'want scomps?', then 'scomp scomps?', all in an ever increasingly incredulous tone, over the course of about a month. He suddenly switched back to saying it properly but scomps survived in his vocabulary in the form of his invented adjective scompy, which he created based on all the real adjectives he knows. He would get some of my dinner and then say 'ooh you're such a scompy budgie' meaning, I guess, that he's a budgie who gets to eat tasty human food."
Scrompy
Scrompy by Randomnessultan December 8, 2010
schumpy
Very, very strong marijuana
Something that is very cool
A close friend who is cool and feeling nice (not necessarily) from having had too much schump
My friend John, but not Miles
Something that is very cool
A close friend who is cool and feeling nice (not necessarily) from having had too much schump
My friend John, but not Miles
schumpy by Captain Chronic September 10, 2008
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