Schoop

When you take the head of your penis and push it into your shaft. To achieve a full schoop, you must completely surround the head.

It is also the sound that is made while schooping.

Ex 1: I schooped for five hours straight last night.

Ex 2: I wonder what would happen if I stuch the head into the shaft. *schoop schoop*

by Yamnut February 23, 2017

Schoop

The sound of forceing diarrhea out of ones but hole.

"Dude, I just had the loudest schoop of my life"

Greg: "Did you hear that guy in the bathroom?"
Mike: "Yeah, that was one loud schoop!"

by The-Flasher1 October 30, 2010

schoop

School cafeteria waste. Specifically, the food that goes uneaten and put all together in a dumpster.

guy 1: Dude! You have GOT to see the schoop from the lunchroom today....it's disgustingly awesome!

guy2: Dude, I saw it and barfed.

guy1: Told ya!

by stirling78 May 30, 2009

Schoop

A man who looks like a beach bum. Often puking in inappropriate settings.

Hey look there’s a schoop looking guy there at the bar. He probably wants to be an architect.

by Rickyticky123 December 14, 2022

Ombudsman school

A school where short bus riders go

Jeremy: I went to Ombudsman school because i wasn't going to get passed for attending alone.
Seth: What are you retarded?
Jeremy: It's called a learning disability, bro
Seth: Oh ok.

by connierobinsonkc August 29, 2023

malcom bridge middle school

A place full of rich kids who only care about daddy’s money and dumbass rednecks who can’t spell the word dog.

Jimbob: Heard you go to malcom bridge middle school

Jimmy: Yep I do

Jimbob: Feels bad

by 6969797696696 February 9, 2020

Malcom bridge middle school

This school is ok but the teachers and students are ass! This is a place full of fuck boys and girls

Tom: do you go to Malcom bridge middle school?!
Sarah: yeah it’s a terrible place filled with hoes

by Hoemama’s November 3, 2019