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When you take the head of your penis and push it into your shaft. To achieve a full schoop, you must completely surround the head.

It is also the sound that is made while schooping.
Ex 1: I schooped for five hours straight last night.

Ex 2: I wonder what would happen if I stuch the head into the shaft. *schoop schoop*
Schoop by Yamnut February 23, 2017
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The sound of forceing diarrhea out of ones but hole.
"Dude, I just had the loudest schoop of my life"

Greg: "Did you hear that guy in the bathroom?"
Mike: "Yeah, that was one loud schoop!"
Schoop by The-Flasher1 October 30, 2010
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School cafeteria waste. Specifically, the food that goes uneaten and put all together in a dumpster.
guy 1: Dude! You have GOT to see the schoop from the lunchroom today....it's disgustingly awesome!

guy2: Dude, I saw it and barfed.

guy1: Told ya!
schoop by stirling78 May 30, 2009
A man who looks like a beach bum. Often puking in inappropriate settings.
Hey look there’s a schoop looking guy there at the bar. He probably wants to be an architect.
Schoop by Rickyticky123 December 14, 2022

Ombudsman school 

A school where short bus riders go
Jeremy: I went to Ombudsman school because i wasn't going to get passed for attending alone.
Seth: What are you retarded?
Jeremy: It's called a learning disability, bro
Seth: Oh ok.

malcom bridge middle school 

A place full of rich kids who only care about daddy’s money and dumbass rednecks who can’t spell the word dog.
Jimbob: Heard you go to malcom bridge middle school

Jimmy: Yep I do

Jimbob: Feels bad

Malcom bridge middle school 

This school is ok but the teachers and students are ass! This is a place full of fuck boys and girls
Tom: do you go to Malcom bridge middle school?!
Sarah: yeah it’s a terrible place filled with hoes
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