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Any ignorant,foolish,stupid,clueless person who is often mistaken for someone with a serious mental problem. They often have no idea how stupid they look and usually think their behavior is cute.
She dumped her dude 'cuz he was a scoomp.

Boy,get in this house and stop actin'like a scoomp!
scoomp by mayazine January 2, 2009
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A sound effect or noise made when describing an especially tricky or sly action.
(While watching a team's runningback juke 4 players): "Ohhhhh!!! Scoomp Scoomp Scoomp Scoooomp!!!!"
scoomp by Pat S. April 9, 2007
When any human takes a shit, referred to as a hot scoomp
"Damn thats a hot scoomp"
"You look like some hot scoomp boi"
Scoomp by PureElm July 26, 2021
Bills friends chanted scoomp as he tried to finish his beer.
Scoomp by Dunnnster November 3, 2008
Good, Prosperous, Positive

Verb: To gain an asset or procure something of value
Yo I brought you a scoomp back from the store.
Scoomp by Young HotSauce May 28, 2022

scoomp da loomp effect 

The act of making up the name of an effect in order to prove a point that is otherwise completely non-sensical and inaccurate.
John: If one of those oxygen tanks explodes, all the others beside it will explode as well.

Valerie: That makes no sense at all.

John: Yes it does, its the scoomp da loomp effect.