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Any ignorant,foolish,stupid,clueless person who is often mistaken for someone with a serious mental problem. They often have no idea how stupid they look and usually think their behavior is cute.
She dumped her dude 'cuz he was a scoomp.

Boy,get in this house and stop actin'like a scoomp!

scoomp by mayazine January 2, 2009
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A sound effect or noise made when describing an especially tricky or sly action.
(While watching a team's runningback juke 4 players): "Ohhhhh!!! Scoomp Scoomp Scoomp Scoooomp!!!!"
scoomp by Pat S. April 9, 2007
When any human takes a shit, referred to as a hot scoomp
"Damn thats a hot scoomp"
"You look like some hot scoomp boi"
Scoomp by PureElm July 26, 2021
To chug a beverage usually a beer
Bills friends chanted scoomp as he tried to finish his beer.
Scoomp by Dunnnster November 3, 2008
Good, Prosperous, Positive

Verb: To gain an asset or procure something of value
Yo I brought you a scoomp back from the store.
Scoomp by Young HotSauce May 28, 2022

scoomp da loomp effect 

The act of making up the name of an effect in order to prove a point that is otherwise completely non-sensical and inaccurate.
John: If one of those oxygen tanks explodes, all the others beside it will explode as well.

Valerie: That makes no sense at all.

John: Yes it does, its the scoomp da loomp effect.