A guy, very likely to be a coworker, who you hang out with and think is your friend but is really just interested in your girlfriend.
Friend: Hey, why doesn't Brad go to lunch with you guys anymore?
You: Well, I quit hanging out with scumberg once I found out he was trying to move in on my woman.
A word to be used when someone says something you didn't quite hear or don't understand. This usage originated when a spelling bee champion misspelled the word "scombridae" in a news interview.
"Scomberdae? Are you saying scomberday?" can be used if you want a person to repeat him/her self or to show that you don't understand.
Alternatively, "Oh, well I thought you were saying scombrdae," can be used to cover for a mistake made due to misunderstanding.
Schooberry (skoo-beh-ree) - a dingleberry that sticks to the tip of your cat's tail when it walks between your legs with it's tail up after you have pooped.
I ran out of toilet paper this morning and wiped with my cat, now he has a huge schooberry. Please wash your hands if you pet him.
The best pvp car in GTA online, comes stock with missiles and MG's. MG's are the strongest pair in the game and missiles have insane tracking, takes 3-6 homing missiles and easily counter: Deluxo, Oppressor, Akula, Oppressor MK2 etc. Works best if you head your opponent on at fullspeed and spam missiles once you hit a lock-on. Their missiles won't hit you but you'll destroy them. The car is closed off from on the back so on foot players can't kill you from behind, also useful for reversing into them to run them over and then spraying them with MG's/missiles and killing them before getting up.
"If you buy the Stromberg, you'll become an absolute unit."
The best damn time you will ever have at any given time. When a Schoenberger is invovled, you are sure to get one of three things:
1) An orgasm 2) A Migrane
3) Some other third thing
An unstoppable force that comes at you like a WALL WITH LEGS.
Most likely more than you can handle
Person of high repute: My goodness, they are quite possibly the best!
Person listening and thusly commenting: Indeed! They are Schoenbergers!