scumberg 

A guy, very likely to be a coworker, who you hang out with and think is your friend but is really just interested in your girlfriend.

Friend: Hey, why doesn't Brad go to lunch with you guys anymore?
You: Well, I quit hanging out with scumberg once I found out he was trying to move in on my woman.

scumberg by dukeswindlers February 25, 2010

scumberg 

a curly headed whistling dixie fat fuck

Worker1: How's it going on the 2nd floor?

Worker2: Oh, you know, eight hours of scumberg. (Starts imitating: with pursed lips, moves head from side to side and dances around like an idiot)

Worker1: That sucks. Ah, he's probably just warming up for his skin flute session with the bosses.

scumberg by whiskeyDick88 May 30, 2011

scumberino 

1. A person so vile and low-down dirty that the term scum bag just doesn't fit any longer. A person like this would steal from their own sister to buy drugs or call the police on his own brother because he is more successful.

2. The offspring of a complete scumbag. This is the reason why certain people should not have babies.

3. The diminutive form of "scumbag."

"That guy that stole from the old lady is such a scumberino."

"That little scumberino just spit on me and his dad laughed! What kind of people are these?"

scumberino by Ribizzle March 16, 2013

scumberto 

A man or boy (typically a boy age 14-18) that Has severe anger and bipolar issues and often does cocaine and punch truck mirrors off and mud on a clapt out Honda While he drinks a white claw

Hey have you talked to robert ?

Oh you mean scumberto?

scumberto by Gappy meal January 24, 2020

Scumber

1- A heated Cucumber used for Anal Stimulation

2- The sound a Lumberjack makes as he ejaculates

1- I used a scumber to pleasure myself last night

2- As Bob was about to ejaculate, he grunted 'scumber'

Scumber by Scumberman123 July 19, 2010

Slumbergloten 

A stupid bitch, who takes up 75% of a sleeping surface or more, and then denies that he did it at all....with the word chillllllllllllll

Angry man- John you slumberglotened all night...
John- chilllll

Slumbergloten by Ross and John April 13, 2007

slumberginity 

Like for virginity, but for the first time you actually slept with someone -- by sleeping with them, not via having sex.

"Yeah, Jane fell asleep on my shoulder yesterday and took my slumberginity."

slumberginity by Cap'n Refsmmat January 29, 2009