Schoenberger 

The best damn time you will ever have at any given time. When a Schoenberger is invovled, you are sure to get one of three things:
1) An orgasm
2) A Migrane
3) Some other third thing

An unstoppable force that comes at you like a WALL WITH LEGS.

Most likely more than you can handle

Person of high repute: My goodness, they are quite possibly the best!

Person listening and thusly commenting: Indeed! They are Schoenbergers!

Schoenberger by ZanderKaboose March 4, 2009

Schoenberger 

Whoever shall hold this last name has great power and the ability to get two girls on him at once.

Girl 1: wow! I just got to sleep with Schoenberger last night.
Girl 2: I already know that I was on the other side of him.

Schoenberger by Savageposts October 10, 2016

Schneeberger 

the act of fornicating on the floor of a Chili's bathroom while wearing your socks.

After eating our appetizers, we went and pulled a Schneeberger.

Schneeberger by Himalayan Holyman December 11, 2011

schoenberg 

A large quantity of jewish people who travel from mountain to mountain looking for a place to live. Mostly used back in the early 1900's traveling from Russia to Poland to America pre world war 1.

My jewish friend in highschool is such a Schoenberg. He went straight from one class to the other without stopping.

schoenberg by Matboy123 September 26, 2010

shenberger 

Tiny woman who is gay

You are a shenberger

shenberger by Jaylin_Ithink May 24, 2021

schoonbergen 

The last name to people who normally have a first name of Justin.
They sometimes get bullied at school.
Their names can get easily confused by Shoe Burger.
They are normally an all-around guy and are pretty hot with Chilli.

Wow is that a Justin Schoonbergen

schoonbergen by Dragonzfozil September 4, 2018

Schonberger 

a dr.phil friend.
usually bald.
hates facebook...

likes to take walks for no reason.
always have fun with her.
makes people laugh like birds.
loves obama and lil wayne.

100% german
loves alcohol.

schonberger: can i use the computer?

other schonberger: NO SIR!

Schonberger by Mrs.Robb<3 March 5, 2010