Schologist 

Schologist: A portmanteau of 'scholarly' and 'psychologists,' this term describes professionals who merge cutting-edge psychological research with empathetic action. Originating as the name of a UK-registered company (Company Number: 13992935), Schologists epitomizes the dual commitment to deep psychological expertise and heartfelt empathy.

The genesis of Schologist lies in the founder's personal journey through mental health challenges, including a diagnosis of bipolar disorder. Close to losing hope, he crossed paths with psychological researchers who not only provided vital support but also instilled a sense of purpose. Inspired to follow in their footsteps, he created Schologists—a term that signifies the fusion of scholarly inquiry and compassionate outreach.

Initially focused on mental health, the vision for Schologist has expanded to include its application in a variety of fields, such as education and forensic science. Being a Schologist means wielding academic rigour and psychological insight as tools for meaningful change. The mission is clear: to catalyze transformation in the psychology field and beyond, positively impacting lives through scholarly, empathetic action.

As a Schologist, Frank utilizes the latest psychological research to develop educational programmes that are not just academically rigorous, but also deeply empathetic to each student's unique emotional and cognitive needs, helping to empower future world changers."

Schologist by Schologists October 16, 2023

Scatologist 

An individual who studies and examines shit.

Emily: So what do you do for a living?

Dr. Conway: I'm a scatologist.

Emily: What?!?

Dr. Conway: Yes...I study the chemical compounds embedded in fecal matter.

Emily: Ewwww!

Dr. Conway: It's a pretty shitty job.

Scatologist by Dancing with Fire March 19, 2013

Teenage Sociologist 

A teenager who likes to "study Society", who is involved in the social science of Sociology. Typically, they fight 'The Man' by 'observing' reactions of society (their small group of friends), sticking it to Capitalists, Corporate America, and conformists.

They conform to non conforming by wearing flannel shirts, read philosophy, call themselves Agnostics to rebel (most are religious but reject religion to act Sociologist-like to society), act sophisticated, and pretend to smoke marijuana.

Derek: This whole Julian Assange issue is great, I like to study the reactions of society of this event

John: Sure, so being internet cool and hacking is how to be a sociologist? Putting important files online is good?

Derek: You see, you're a conformist and just wouldn't understand. I don't conform to society, because I don't like society. I study it and laugh at it

John: Right, so instead of 'conforming' you conform to other non conformists looking for "the truth"?

Derek: Capitalism has created this evil society, there shouldn't be Capitalism. Marx was right, I read Marx so you just don't get it.

John: Right... So Sociology interests you? Major in it

Derek: I will, but Sociology isn't something you can have, who is a private company to give you knowledge of a study. To 'allow' you to have it, it belongs to all

John: Ok, so that's a yes?

Derek: For a conformist, yes

John: Well, I'm going to be successful in life... have fun

Derek: Society deems who is 'successful' and who isn't, which is wrong. There will be a war between the poor and the rich, because they all know about philosophy and how Capitalism is evil. There has never been a happy worker, anarcho syndicalism anarcho syndicalism anarcho syndicalism ABOLISH THE GOVERNMENT!111one!!!!! *foam*

John: teenage sociologist.... great

Teenage Sociologist by Clynic98 December 9, 2010

scholaristic 

The act of being a scholar

He was so scholaristic in his presentation

scholaristic by Taj-_-Richards November 27, 2017

Bovine Scatologist

A more proper term to describe a professional bullshitter. One who brags constantly and unnecessarily. "Bovine" referring to cattle (i.e. Bull), and "Scatologist" (one who analyzes excrement).

Bill: "What this I hear about you and Tom getting it on last night?"

Mary: "Don't believe everything Tom tells you. I asked him to gave me a ride home. That's all. He's just BSing you."

Bill: "Now you wouldn't be accusing good ol' Tom of being a bullshitter, would you?"

Mary: "No, let's just say that Tom is a Bovine Scatologist."

Bovine Scatologist by canoncocker May 10, 2006

Schoolist 

Having irrationally great feelings for a school, but being very discriminating other schools

He’s such a schoolist!

Schoolist by Djdhfhdhrhr January 23, 2018

sexologist

One with vast knowledge on all aspects as sex.

He must be some kind of sexologist.

sexologist by Buggieone July 13, 2009