Andrew's such a better and less weird person since switching from $cientologist beliefs to scapologist one's.
by Ecf1 October 16, 2009
Get the scapologist mug.Emily: So what do you do for a living?
Dr. Conway: I'm a scatologist.
Emily: What?!?
Dr. Conway: Yes...I study the chemical compounds embedded in fecal matter.
Emily: Ewwww!
Dr. Conway: It's a pretty shitty job.
Dr. Conway: I'm a scatologist.
Emily: What?!?
Dr. Conway: Yes...I study the chemical compounds embedded in fecal matter.
Emily: Ewwww!
Dr. Conway: It's a pretty shitty job.
by Dancing with Fire March 19, 2013
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A person who excels in the art of cap. In other words someone who thrives in talking utter bullshit.
Friend 1: Is it really true that Rashkovsky was invisible in the GTA V prison break heist?
Friend 2: Yes he was compeltlely invisible...
Friend 3: Don't trust everything he says (Friend 1) he's a capologist.
Friend 2: Yes he was compeltlely invisible...
Friend 3: Don't trust everything he says (Friend 1) he's a capologist.
by on ogd July 27, 2020
Get the capologist mug.A more proper term to describe a professional bullshitter. One who brags constantly and unnecessarily. "Bovine" referring to cattle (i.e. Bull), and "Scatologist" (one who analyzes excrement).
Bill: "What this I hear about you and Tom getting it on last night?"
Mary: "Don't believe everything Tom tells you. I asked him to gave me a ride home. That's all. He's just BSing you."
Bill: "Now you wouldn't be accusing good ol' Tom of being a bullshitter, would you?"
Mary: "No, let's just say that Tom is a Bovine Scatologist."
Mary: "Don't believe everything Tom tells you. I asked him to gave me a ride home. That's all. He's just BSing you."
Bill: "Now you wouldn't be accusing good ol' Tom of being a bullshitter, would you?"
Mary: "No, let's just say that Tom is a Bovine Scatologist."
by canoncocker May 10, 2006
Get the Bovine Scatologist mug.Noun. (pronounced: es'cap·ol'o·gist). One who seeks to escape the imaginary manacles of modern life: work, debt, government, leisure industries, status and anxiety.
Derived from the stage magic of Escapology. Used metaphorically.
Coined by the satirical publication, New Escapologist.
Derived from the stage magic of Escapology. Used metaphorically.
Coined by the satirical publication, New Escapologist.
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by flappedjack September 4, 2009
Get the Escapologist mug.A person that is smoothly agreeable and courteous; Sweet; pleasant; delightful; gracious or agreeable; in manner; attractive and just wants to make people happy.
Man 1: Damn nigga, you got it like dat? You a pimp dawg.
Man 2:"I aint a pimp, I'm a suavologist :-)"
Man 2:"I aint a pimp, I'm a suavologist :-)"
by Cindy May 3, 2004
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