Bovine

The most fantasmic word in the whole entire history of the dictionary. It is used to express a feeling of happiness or excitement.

Bob: We finish school early today.
Mary: Bovine!!

by AmyxPond October 8, 2008

bovine

1. Resembling or connected with cattle.
2. Simple, stupid.

Man, your mother is starting to look worryingly bovine.

by Charles K Darwin April 6, 2008

bovinity

The absolute antithesis of sincere behaviour in human form. Namely executed in completely nonsensical and ridiculous taskmaking within the workplace, encouraging the widest possible deviation from the direct route of A to B (via Z). Also an adequate description of idiotic juvenile behaviour (the like last seen in the playground) carried out by a grown woman/beast.

"Could you immediately fill out five forms in triplicate for the next toilet paper order?"
"Yes! In the name of insane bovinity, I shall! (Ya fat heifer)."

by David Cowpell Downtrodden March 26, 2004

bovine

1. It literally means "like a cow."

1. He smiled and said that she was simply bovine, and she was so dense that she thought it was a compliment! LOL! Can you believe that?

by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010

bovine

1. It literally means "like a cow."
2. It sometimes also has a human face.

1. He smiled and said that she was simply bovine, and she was so dense that she thought it was a compliment! LOL! Can you believe that?
2. "Erica the bovine was scaring all of the children"

by zgam1234 May 12, 2013

Bovinity

In the workplace: excessive micro-managing; extensive list making in order to create the illusion of order/profitability. Just plain foolishness.

"Any instances of Bovinity while I was on lunch?"
"mmm, a few..."
"That Pimplestilskin has GOT TO GO."
"Cowpell."

by Odhran Kelly March 22, 2004

bovinator

noun: a politician whose BS makes voters dumber than cows.

Obama is the Great Bovinator.

by dcnyg August 15, 2010