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Sciologist

noun
sci·ol·o·gist \ ˈsī-ˌä-lə-jist \

A scientific term coined by Scott Raymond Schaffer in 2025, to represent a new type of scientist in the discipline of sciology. It is a person who engages in systematic personal scientific self-observation/experimentation and empirical inquiry, especially through the documentation, analysis, and sharing of individual data and experimental outcomes within educational and/or research-oriented communities.
As a sciologist, he shares structured self-experimentation findings within research-oriented communities.
by Bio Theory Research February 19, 2026
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Scatologist

An individual who studies and examines shit.
Emily: So what do you do for a living?

Dr. Conway: I'm a scatologist.

Emily: What?!?

Dr. Conway: Yes...I study the chemical compounds embedded in fecal matter.

Emily: Ewwww!

Dr. Conway: It's a pretty shitty job.
by Dancing with Fire March 19, 2013
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Teenage Sociologist

A teenager who likes to "study Society", who is involved in the social science of Sociology. Typically, they fight 'The Man' by 'observing' reactions of society (their small group of friends), sticking it to Capitalists, Corporate America, and conformists.

They conform to non conforming by wearing flannel shirts, read philosophy, call themselves Agnostics to rebel (most are religious but reject religion to act Sociologist-like to society), act sophisticated, and pretend to smoke marijuana.
Derek: This whole Julian Assange issue is great, I like to study the reactions of society of this event

John: Sure, so being internet cool and hacking is how to be a sociologist? Putting important files online is good?

Derek: You see, you're a conformist and just wouldn't understand. I don't conform to society, because I don't like society. I study it and laugh at it

John: Right, so instead of 'conforming' you conform to other non conformists looking for "the truth"?

Derek: Capitalism has created this evil society, there shouldn't be Capitalism. Marx was right, I read Marx so you just don't get it.

John: Right... So Sociology interests you? Major in it

Derek: I will, but Sociology isn't something you can have, who is a private company to give you knowledge of a study. To 'allow' you to have it, it belongs to all

John: Ok, so that's a yes?

Derek: For a conformist, yes

John: Well, I'm going to be successful in life... have fun

Derek: Society deems who is 'successful' and who isn't, which is wrong. There will be a war between the poor and the rich, because they all know about philosophy and how Capitalism is evil. There has never been a happy worker, anarcho syndicalism anarcho syndicalism anarcho syndicalism ABOLISH THE GOVERNMENT!111one!!!!! *foam*

John: teenage sociologist.... great
by Clynic98 December 9, 2010
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Bovine Scatologist

A more proper term to describe a professional bullshitter. One who brags constantly and unnecessarily. "Bovine" referring to cattle (i.e. Bull), and "Scatologist" (one who analyzes excrement).
Bill: "What this I hear about you and Tom getting it on last night?"

Mary: "Don't believe everything Tom tells you. I asked him to gave me a ride home. That's all. He's just BSing you."

Bill: "Now you wouldn't be accusing good ol' Tom of being a bullshitter, would you?"

Mary: "No, let's just say that Tom is a Bovine Scatologist."
by canoncocker May 10, 2006
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sexologist

One with vast knowledge on all aspects as sex.
He must be some kind of sexologist.
by Buggieone July 13, 2009
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Shitologist

One who is specialized at making shit up within a minimal period of time, with exquisite creativity.
Shitologist: "One time, i had to pee so bad, that the stream of urine in the toilet made a hole right through it, ripped the tile out of the ground, went into the neighbors house. And when the neighbors knocked on my door saying WTF? i peed a hole through his head!
by TheShitologist February 28, 2011
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Shitologist

One who is practiced in picking through others shit and exam imines it carefully.
Hey stop looking through my shit! What are you a Shitologist?
by daddyD October 20, 2005
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